𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈 🇩🇴 ⁶𓅓

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

If you donate money to big streamers you legitimately need to be executed I'm sorry

[THEO♅ʙʀoмɪc @theobromic_]

people with immediately available funds use a debit card

[Sam @samhtfc1907]

someone at snapchat needs to fuck off with all the random notifications

[Tim @trouble_man90]

We went from passing climate bills and funding for cancer research to “if you eat the blueberries you will die” in less than two years.

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

at this point, he should be legally required to consume everything that gets recalled

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The following foods have now been recalled:

—Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination
—Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination
—Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination
—Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination
—Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination
—Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination
—Soup kits, Listeria contamination
—Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination
—Granola, Salmonella contamination
—Dog food, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination
—Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July)
—Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Infant formula, Botulism risk (July)
—Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July)
—Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July)
—Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June)
—Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)
 —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May)
—Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May)
—Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May)
—White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May)
—Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April)
—Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April)
—Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April)
—Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March)
—Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March)
—Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March)
—Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March)
—Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February)
—Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January)
—Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January)
—Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January)
—Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

SOMEONE IS CLEARLY BREAKING THE LAW IF A PRESIDENTS 20 YEAR OLD SON WHO IS A UNEMPLOYED COLLEGE STUDENT MAKES 150 MILLION IN LESS THAN A YEAR 🙄

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ULLLTIMMAAAAA🍉🇵🇸 @Ultima_Undead]

“Niggas hate hitler but love Lightning McQueen” what the fuck is you talking about

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

No way people are mad that Tubi doesn’t offer a subscription, just sit and deal with the ADs y’all are gonna ruin it for everyone they are literally the ONLY streaming service that’s FREE!!

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Least shocking revelation in history

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

If you’re fine with mass surveillance because you’re “not doing anything wrong,” just wait until they redefine what “wrong” means.

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

"You're absolutely right, he was trying to kill you. Would you like me to look up some funeral homes in your area?"

[sean @_sn_n]

if you said this about Charlie Kirk you would be fired

[Jum @JesterJum]

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly voted against federal paid sick leave legislation. He voted no in 1993, 2015, 2020, and 2022.

He has currently been on paid sick leave for over 7 weeks (if he is even still alive).

You dont hate politicians enough.

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

hey maybe we dont kill off all the regulation that kept our food safe?

[Codee @codewrld_]

When a nigga say some hating shit in a funny way you gotta watch that nigga foreva

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Oh…?

[Nikko @MyDickInYoMouth]

hitler in hell like this right now

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“I didn't vote for this!”
Yes you did. You just voted for it to happen to someone else. Not you.