Chris

This was going to be 'ChrisHasThoughts' but Notions fits the 15 character limit. / Not a former blue check.

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @realmaddox]

Do you pedo-lovers actually stand for anything other than antagonizing people you disagree with? Gas prices are through the roof, inflation up, farmers going bankrupt, unemployment rising, nobody held accountable in the Epstein files, new wars every other month and all you dipshits care about is this Idiocracy bullshit. Fuck off.

[Chris @ChrisHasNotions]

@CantEverDie They have no appreciation for how much work has gone into producing the modern world, and assume it was Always Like This Because They Are Special.

[Diesel Powered Fuck Machine @DieselNA1993]

it's amazing how if cops were held to the same legal standard of use of force as civilians they'd all be in prison.

[john @johnsemley3000]

literally the only time unhoused drug addicts are of any value whatsoever to american conservatives—when they can be weaponized in the service of some cockamamie lie.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

they’re calling it the dumbest, most baffling question in the history of journalism

[Congressman Greg Casar @RepCasar]

Surveillance pricing should be illegal.

I have a bill to ban it.

[G.T @gingerrtom]

Laughing at innocent people running for their lives while calling them "parasites" because of the colour of their skin just proves that nazis are the biggest cancer to this planet.

[A Younger Bob Welch Fleetwood Mac Fan @b_wheat_crush]

This “I’m a natural aristocrat” to justify laziness among RW men is the funniest LARP I’ve seen in years.

[Demon_Fae_Shae 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔆 @SimplyShae13]

CIA Agent: "Boy you Commies sure have some good propaganda! Shame we can see right through it 😌"

KGB Agent: "Sure, Soviet propaganda is something. But we're nothing compared to your American propaganda!"

CIA Agent: "But there's no propaganda in America... 😳"

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

Liberals are now openly campaigning for Collins.

They don’t want change. They don’t want power. They just want to lose every election and complain about the left.

[ShieldCaptainGreenMage(Parody of a Parody Account) @mage_you]

Friendly reminder that we have not discovered aliens yet. This post is about other humans.

Call me crazy, but I think killing unarmed women and children is kinda, really bad and the future depends on us not doing stuff like that.

[Jan Wellmann @janwe]

For twenty-five years pharma relied on Christine Cotton to swear its numbers were honest. Then one day she spots an anomaly -- and her world catches fire.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Never seen a team owner on the precipice of ending a 53 year drought go out of their way to kill the vibes this hard. This is beyond even Dan Snyder and Donald Sterling. This is Marge Schott territory.

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Ngl he was minding his business and they turned him into a freedom fighter in under a minute LMFAOO

[Tina Yazdani @TinaYazdani]

Tensions ran high & frustrations were palpable at a TDSB parent budget meeting Tuesday night, where parents pressed for answers on hundreds of staff cuts and program reductions planned for this fall.

But the Ford government-appointed TDSB Supervisor didn’t answer questions during the meeting & declined an interview with me afterward. Watch:

[@RGBAtlantica @RGBAtlantica]

@TinaYazdani You are experiencing Doug Fraud's overreach and it has become a dictatorship. Also, with regional governments he is taking over—everything.

[linda haslett @lindahaslett]

Rohit Gupta, @PaulCalandra personal friend & supervisor at the TDSB refused to anwser questions from parents on the budget, drastic cuts to staff & valuable programs. Let's NOT forget he has NO education experience but was a failed Metrolinx employee who was fired.

[Chris @ChrisHasNotions]

@Odeirdie_Oh @fordnation @kbardeesy @MarkJCarney The ultimate problem is that the cities are organs of the province; so even if toronto bought it, that still _belongs to the province_. Toronto should become an independent city, not subject to the province.

[Me @KirkWrites79]

This is nasty. A lot of comedians are awful people. Teachers don't make minimum wage. They are underpaid and have to deal with bad kids and dumb ass parents like him.

[Snarkus Aurelius, PhD 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇺🇦 @SnarkusAurelius]

Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.