ShieldCaptainGreenMage(Parody of a Parody Account)
@mage_you
I own a small and cancerous Youtube channel.
I'm just using this to make stupid jokes, no hard feelings if you don't find my jokes funny
Israel sucks
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Apologies for any weird messages this morning. Account was compromised. Don't click on anything suspicious from me and avoid crypto nonsense.
Nothing else of mine was hacked and there was no other suspicious activity, so I think it was from the hack right before adepticon.
Help. I'm putting together my first 1000pts army. What else should I get? And who to lead who? I'm thinking scout cause I can play them in Kill Team too. #Warhammer40000#WarhammerCommunity
@The_Noise_13 Crazy that anti trans arguments usually circle around to focusing on if somebody can produce kids. It's telling how some people view women when their first thought on defining women is "can I impregnate it?"
@SimplyShae13 Sorry if I made you worry, nothing new has happened with Theodore, I'm just really stressed with all the past stuff.
And thank you, it means a lot to me.
I'm doing my best to stay positive but it's really hard. I don't know how to explain having your personal life so deeply violated and having it just continue to haunt you, even when the abuser has gone silent. I've lost so much and nothing will come of it.
@SimplyShae13 I assure you, its vital that we lobotomize your uncle and graft his body in to the door.
Come to think of it, he may start to smell after a while, so the only solution is to turn a baby in to a cyborg, so we have something to carry the incense burner
It the most humane solution
@billybrizzle420 You could always wander in to the store, look around, and ask if there is any lender armies that you could try a game with
Games Workshop branded stores should have a demo table and a free take home mini, as their metrics are based off of intro stuff
Also free mini of the month
@Vitrazas Yeah, but it's a generalization, and I said that you don't really need models to be a fan, but it's a red flag if you are claiming to be a arbiter of the hobby.
I don't think this counts as a hot take, but it's okay to say "post minis"
Like, you don't need to play tabletop to be a fan, but if you are going "I'm the #1 Dark Angel expert and we must gatekeep [X group] from the hobby!" Then yeah, you should probably have minis.
Okay, so far from what I’ve gathered about the whole “post minis” thing is that is just a way for people to basically figure out if the person is just glazing Warhammer to look cool but they actually don’t really give a fuck about it or if they are genuinely into Warhammer. And having miniatures is the easiest way to test this. But I also saw some people say that there’s other ways to like cosplaying, buying the books and shit like that.
Crazy enough I have actually experienced the FakeHammer people. On the dating apps that I use I obviously list that I’m extremely into Warhammer and love discussing it with people, and there’s been a couple of times where a lot of the guys that would hit on me would talk about Warhammer, but I noticed that it was always like they were reading the back of a book cover or something. And anytime I ask them who their favorite chapter was, they would just say ultramarines and nothing else. So I started to make up fake chapters when I would talk to these dudes and crazy enough they would literally reply and being like. “OMG I fucking love that chapter!” LMAOOOOOO. Or if I ask them if they painted any miniatures, they would just tell me that they didn’t know how but in reality they never had any in the first place. They were just looking for reasons to get me to trust them/talk to them 😭
@Chaplain_kaz I tried watching warhammer stuff once, but the first guy read lexicanum word for word, the next two read 1d4chan word for word, and the last one immediately stripped naked.