Chris

A fan of music and terrible jokes

[Chris @chrishassett]

@EITMonline just get @JohnKiriakou on the phone to talk about Yemen

[Chris @chrishassett]

@Rocket44446 @PFTCommenter Ran to the comments for this. Well played.

[Chris @chrishassett]

Suggestion for Google:

Consider making ad-free Gmail a benefit of Google AI Pro. It would be a simple, highly visible enhancement that strengthens the value of the subscription and creates a clearer distinction between free and paid tiers.
@Google @gmail

[Chris @chrishassett]

@TheSopranosClub Man arrives to repair answering machine

[The DC MD VA Live @TheDMVLive]

NOW: a juvenile has been pepper sprayed after a large fight broke out between teens at the Takoma metro station in Northwest Washington DC 🚨

Metro Transit Police and DC Police are on scene & have detained at least one of the teens after breaking up the brawl. #wmata

[Chris @chrishassett]

@dougkammerer @dougkammerer Gaylord Rockies resort today 🫠

[Edward Lawrence @EdwardLawrence]

TMZ says Chuck Norris has died after a medical emergency suffered in Hawaii.

[Chris @chrishassett]

I think at this point, parents would appreciate at minimum an acknowledgment from @fcpsnews that they’re aware of the storm and are assessing/discussing plans for tomorrow.

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

* SERIOUS severe storm POTENTIAL on Monday *

The National Weather Service Storm Prediction Center has placed the area in a level 3 out of 5 risk zone for severe storms on Monday, which is an unusually high level for our region this many days in advance. The exact timing of storms is still to be determined but any time between early afternoon and around sunset is possible. The storms should move through rather quickly but could pack a dangerous punch.

An unusually intense cold front will be passing through and storms along and ahead of it could produce damaging wind gusts, hail and even tornadoes.

As is often the case with potential thunderstorm events, exactly how widespread severe storms are and the places that will get hit hardest are difficult to pinpoint. There’s some possibility the storms don’t reach their potential if clouds and cool air linger on Monday, reducing available energy.

The Weather Service is urging residents carefully monitor forecasts and be prepared for a significant outbreak of severe weather.

[Chris @chrishassett]

@TheDMVLive Do you have a link that has more details on this plan?

[Chris @chrishassett]

Pretty amazing how many times you can say “Washington Gas” in a press conference and not have a “Washington Gas” representative in attendance. #fairfax #washingtongas #centreville #explosion

[NBC4 Washington @nbcwashington]

WATCH LIVE: Federal investigators are giving an update on the Centreville home explosion and ongoing gas leak that's forced dozens of families out of their homes. https://t.co/WbEgC9G125

[Chris @chrishassett]

@Osint613 @EITMonline

[Chris @chrishassett]

@EdwardLawrence Haunting and wild

[Chris @chrishassett]

I got to meet @SpeakerRyan at the Miami airport. What a nice guy!

[Chris @chrishassett]

@AdamTuss it’s definitely time to get rid of the people movers. Nostalgia be damned.

[Chris @chrishassett]

Sitting on the tarmac in the people mover at @Dulles_Airport getting brake checked while they figure out where to put us. Fire just pulled up to the D gate dock.

[Chris @chrishassett]

D shuttle station is closed. A lot of cops, water and a burning smell

[Chris @chrishassett]

Cop just hauled ass that way too. Something is up. #dulles

[Chris @chrishassett]

@Osint613 No. I just poured a bourbon and told my wife I was going to go watch us bomb Iran on X. You're critical to this plan.

[The DC MD VA Live @TheDMVLive]

A Virginia State Police Trooper has been injured after a crash on the Beltway (Inner loop of I-495) at South Van Dorn Street in Fairfax County ~3:45pm.

The trooper— able to self-extricate— sustained non-life-threatening injuries. Several lanes blocked as a result. #vatraffic

[Mark Carney @themarkcarney]

United Flight 803 UA803, a 777 enroute from Washington Dulles IAD to Tokyo HND, has engine fire on takeoff and is now dumping fuel in Fredericksburg before returning for emergency landing.

Dulles fire is putting out large brush fires on runway 1C.

https://t.co/WrXXyg6UBk