Chris Heiberg

not famous, not infamous, a superstar without the superstar,just me

[Chris Heiberg @chrisheiberg]

If people are stupid enough to walk on 100,000,000 hand painted poppy seeds masquerading as art then take the consequences

[Chris Heiberg @chrisheiberg]

ready for my exam in Manchester. 2.15pm kick off

[Chris Heiberg @chrisheiberg]

Not sure how others update twitter so much. Soooooo busy at the moment. So many clients to see in such short time. How will I fit them in?

[Chris Heiberg @chrisheiberg]

glad to be back on line after technical hitches. New artificial hip installed. Best thing I ever did. New lease of life

[Chris Heiberg @chrisheiberg]

3 days and counting. getting nervous now

[Chris Heiberg @chrisheiberg]

7 days to go before transforming into a HIPPIE. Off to have some blood sucked by a vampire now

[Chris Heiberg @chrisheiberg]

Trying to rectify computer problem. Not sure whether throwing a brick at the screen works

[Chris Heiberg @chrisheiberg]

Settling down for the night. Casualty on soon. Sad isn't it

[Chris Heiberg @chrisheiberg]

started twittering. Is this legalised stalking? Just closed my curtains in case anyone is following me!

[Chris Heiberg @chrisheiberg]

Countdown commenced: 9 days before I become a HIPPIE and take a well earned rest and have a chauffeur, cleaner,chef and personal shopper too