Chris Heward

Stand Up Comic, Actor, Voice Actor, Buddy!!

[Chris Heward @chrisheward]

@alicem3x Little puppies always love to bark loud

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@beyoncegarden This chick filming is a lunatic! And the white kid is out there yelling the N word.

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@OneBadDude_ And yet you support men and women sports…. So…..

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@hippyygoat Is this clown crystal fck’n stupid??? Kemala Harris and Joe Biden put a $25M bounty on Meduro because he is not the president of Venezuela!!! There was an election in 2024 and Meduro over through the result and took charge of the country, and would not allow the elected leader.

[Chris Heward @chrisheward]

@Cobratate Your rich. This gives you opportunities for nutrition and health resources to make you “look” good.
I am older than you. I have not trained in years. I am out of shape. You put up $20 million to fight me, and I will show you what true determination is. $10m upfront to train.

[Chris Heward @chrisheward]

I am from Canada and do not stand with Trudeau trying to burn the country down after he has been told to get out! He quit and is causing spiteful damage.

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

Drop a 🇨🇦 if you stand with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau?

[Chris Heward @chrisheward]

Canada is ABSOLUTELY starting this war. And Canada CAN stop it by securing the border. And if you babble that won’t work, do it and prove it! Win/Win put up or shut up

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

Canada and Ontario didn’t start this trade war with President Trump, but Team Canada is ready to win it.

As a first step in our response, Ontario will rip up our contract with Starlink, take U.S. alcohol off LCBO’s shelves and ban U.S. companies from government procurements.

[Chris Heward @chrisheward]

The stupidity and reckless reporting is astounding!! Malone reports that 13.6 grams of fentanyl crossed the border in January. 2mg is LETHAL DOSE!! Do the math you twit!! 13,600 LETHAL DOSES, or 27,200 potentially lethal does CROSSED HE CANADIAN BORDER IN JANUARY for children!

[Chris Heward @chrisheward]

@TheView was a MAJOR factor in electing Trump AGAIN @TheView spewed hate & rhetoric & people saw through it finally.@TheView helped Trump more than ANY other factors ever could have. After researching hateful rhetoric voters learned about Trump and rejected the hate filled lies!!

[Chris Heward @chrisheward]

@JoeBiden Absolutely NO support for Kemala Harris mentioned in any way.

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@arielhelwani It sounds like you don’t know anything at all, and you keep making cryptic posts as if you do know something…. Hard to believe you here…

[Chris Heward @chrisheward]

I think I need to use this platform a little more often. My latest notifications are from a long time ago. I barely use this platform, but I probably should use it more. #bebetteratmarketing.

[Chris Heward @chrisheward]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
If you are in Edmonton Alberta tonight or tomorrow, catch me headlining as a Comedy Factory in South Edmonton! There might be a few tickets left, Google their phone number and call them now to reserve tickets.

[Engagify @GetEngagified]

Did you know that the average attention span is now estimated to be around 8.25 seconds, which is shorter than the attention span of a goldfish?

Read more to find out:https://t.co/bo2aCMbkh6

#attentionspan

[Chris Heward @chrisheward]

We need to get Conor McGregor back in the ring to either re solidify his dominance or close out his incredible career.

[Chris Heward @chrisheward]

@MMAUNCENSORED1 @SpiderAnderson @USMAN84kg @TeamKhabib Conor McGregor did it best.

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@TheUFCStats There IS enough steroids available for Jon jones to beat ANYONE!! And he HAS!!

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@cb_doge Do everything Trump did to lower the prices after Obama.

[Chris Heward @chrisheward]

@MMAUNCENSORED1 @TheNotoriousMMA @MikeChandlerMMA Justin Trudeau

[Chris Heward @chrisheward]

@MmaUnderdogs This is EXACTLY what Conor said about Dustin! Does he even realize this!