Chris Hill

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[Adika @Adikastakes]

At this point English speaking twitter is a waste of time 😭😭😭

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

there are 350,000 hatians with protected status in America?

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

europeans gotta be the weakest mfs on the planet

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

They’ve basically made every form of transportation on earth unusable

[KaizerRev @Kaizerrev]

Nick Fuentes reacts to the Female Canadian Cop who shot up the PornHub HQ & k*lled a Rabbi.

"It's gotta be the funniest headline of 2026" 😂

[Noah @antibearthesis]

Realizing you were exit liquidity for a $3T unprofitable company

[Noah @antibearthesis]

My emergency fund looking at me knowing it’s about to get liquidated to buy the dip

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Antisemitism is so mainstream that korean niggas are literally doing standup about Trump working for the jews lmaoo

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@HouseGOP Israel would like to have a word.

[Lionel Hutz, Tesla Attorney General @Gimply32]

What part of “you are their exit liquidity” did you morons not understand?

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

> Sneako begs rabbi to do a stream with him
> The rabbi turns him down
> Rabbi starts calling him a brown clown lmao

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Sure bud

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Trump new israel stance is such BS...

"Their blowing up whole apartment buildings"

Unlike your entire presidency when we've been seeing kids pulled out of rubble.... You just now noticed? Sure....

Trumps new stance is a mid term stance, nothing more.....

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Can we just quit giving Americans’ hard earned money to this blood thirsty war criminal? Peace in the Middle East would follow quickly.

[Andy Malafarina @andymalafarina]

All the pajama pants at Walmart were at half mast today.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Sometimes China can be based.