chris

so true | 25

[chris @chrishobann]

serving poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy

[chris @chrishobann]

@13cherrys oh was it leaked?

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@13cherrys i’ll ask you what i asked with madonna yesterday, was it good? (knowing you actually listened this time LOL)

[chris @chrishobann]

need a workout partner

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@13cherrys it’s leg day tmrw

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need a workout partner

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@13cherrys well!

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@13cherrys is it good? i haven’t listened

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@ethansfootnotes always here to talk if needed :(

[chris @chrishobann]

this new transparent trend…

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@subwaybae well cause there’s clearly no correlation duhhh

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too bad it does NOT make waking up for work at 6am the next morning feel any better tho😩

[chris @chrishobann]

going to sleep past midnight after actually being social hits so much different than going to sleep late because you just rotted in bed all night

[chris @chrishobann]

going to sleep past midnight after actually being social hits so much different than going to sleep late because you just rotted in bed all night

[chris @chrishobann]

did anybody ever actually use instagram instants unironically??

[chris @chrishobann]

happy last day of pride🏳️‍🌈

[chris @chrishobann]

just found out my childhood best friend that i haven’t spoken to in over a decade got engaged yesterday, and i couldn’t be happier for him

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@SaiB0i karma for not ordering rare beauty!

[chris @chrishobann]

was snacking on cheese crackers and thought they tasted funny just to find out they expired in november of last year

[chris @chrishobann]

was looking forward to my @Wawa hoagie ALL morning just to find out during my lunch that they made it wrong… i’m devastated