Chris Honaker

Adventures in security stuff, running, parenting, photography, and general shenanigans. Curmudgeon in training. Connoisseur of 90s movie quotes.

[Chris Honaker @chrishonaker]

If AWS ever decides to recycle account IDs the world will burn.

[Chris Honaker @chrishonaker]

Are you a left outer join, or a right?

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

When you were raised in survival mode, you see the world differently.

You have different traits and skills that other people might not like:

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@elonmusk @CollinRugg Uh oh.

[Chris Honaker @chrishonaker]

@petrillic @milaflops Was going to ask if this is Dasher. Do you like MT3 profile?

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@elonmusk @BillyM2k

[Chris Honaker @chrishonaker]

Throwing this out there again - any folks - especially those I worked with closely and / or are not able to return to office - that need some career support let me know how I can help.

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@LatinJedi Oh, no.

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All is well.

[Chris Honaker @chrishonaker]

Have we learned nothing from the star-bellied sneetches?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter’s current lords & peasants system for who has or doesn’t have a blue checkmark is bullshit.

Power to the people! Blue for $8/month.

[Sylvain Pelissier @Pelissier_S]

#openssl

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November 1st is OpenSSL day. Condolences for those who celebrate.

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Hang in there Tweeps! DM me if you want to talk shop, looking for references, or just talk about the awesome work you are doing.

[Chris Honaker @chrishonaker]

Does “may be convicted of federal charges” fall into the CISO job description as “other duties as assigned”?

Cool, cool…

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@petrillic I regularly get these for houses that I don’t even own.

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I told these folks to quiet down but they weren’t having it.

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🤔

[GamersNexus @GamersNexus]

EVGA terminates relationship with NVIDIA, ceases all video card manufacturing on grounds of disrespectful treatment, among other things. Employees told they will be 'taken care of,' but we don't see how all those jobs will persist ad infinitum: https://t.co/ZvgDYhcGXf

[Chris Honaker @chrishonaker]

Today is my last day at Twitter. I’m always sad to leave amazing humans, but the world is pretty small. Take care tweeps!

Onward and upward!

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@petrillic Samesies