Chris Hot Takes

Trying to entertain the world with basketball's hottest takes

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@theylove_jerry @AbeFroman No! An assist can't LEAD something becuase the assist doesn't come FIRST. The points come first, and an assist is determined if the pass lead to a score. What is so hard to understand

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Everyone wants to talk about caitlin and her stupid assists as she averages 20-7.8 but kelsey is the leading scorer with 26.8 on 1 less assist. Kelsey has a higher ast/to ratio (2.03 to 1.73). Kelsey is also shooting 7% better from 3 and 15% better from the field overall

[Hovah76 @hovah76]

They beat her.

They grabbed her.

They clobbered her.

They body slammed her.

They committed flagrant fouls against her.

I counted 8 shots in the 1st half where she was absolutely HAMMERED, and no fouls were called.

I would have lost my CRAP a LONG time ago!

She battled adversity.

She did not allow them to make her SNAP!

15 points

17 rebounds

The biggest!

The baddest!

Don’t let a pretty face FOOL you!

Angel Reese is really that CHIC!!!!

We can go to WAR!!!!!!!! 💪🏾💪🏾👊🏾🔥🔥

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@olympicbean Except the equivalent would be amen and ausar dumbass

[OKC Skittles 🍬 @OKCskittles]

A fun fact Wemby has lost in every Finals he’s ever played in

FIBA U19
2022-23 LNB Pro A Finals (French league)
2024 Olympics
2026 NBA Finals

[Connor Griffin @RealCGriff]

Victor Wembanyama This Postseason:

-Elbowed Naz Reid to oblivion
-Told his team to hard foul Jared McCain in garbage time
-Threw Brunson’s head to the floor
-Refused to talk to media in the WCF
-Walked off the court last night & didn’t shake hands

How do people like this guy?

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@scaryman42 But she's not a leader

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@socorooopova Not at all. Not even close

[I talk hoops 🏀 @trendyhoopstars]

There isn’t a player in the WNBA who currently ranks in the top 25 across all five main statistical categories this season, but if anyone is close, it’s Angel Reese.

After a scoring surge over her last three games, Reese now ranks among the league’s top 25 in points, rebounds, steals, and blocks, while sitting just (0.1) assists per game outside the top 25 in assists.

The third-year pro accomplished the feat last season with the Chicago Sky, becoming one of just two players—alongside Breanna Stewart—to finish in the top 25 across all five main statistical categories. ✨

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@stlcardinals84 .00001% chance to lose them all holy shit

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@LukaBean24 @PolymarketHoops No championships, no mvps, no legacy

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Shout out the hawks for winning 2 games somehow lmao

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@BrickCenter_ Well yeah dylan was practically the best player and he was benched the whole time lmao

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@LukaBean24 @PolymarketHoops And those are empty stats because wheres the hardware?

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@TheHoopCentral @big_business_ Bro is a pussy

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@DraftKings Angel has the better stats, and for you assist driders, angel has the higher pra still so ha

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#nba

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Breaking News 🚨 Mitch Johnson has been fired as the San Antonio Spurs Head Coach

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@addieee1133 @mofaya_ Angel reese exists too

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@Dsmoot3D Mf who is we