Chris Hoynes

Season Ticket Holder LH,Home and Away. It is what it is and always will be.

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@MarcWilliams22 I'm still struggling. But I'd do it all over again in a heartbeat. #LeipzigLurgy.

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@HC15OnTour Condolences Paul. Sorry for your loss.

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@DanMc1878 Chill myguy. Take a breath, don't worry, nothing we can do. Whoever it will be will be sorted soon. Most of the "reporting" is pish.

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Said Golden Dalek

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On a stroll this morning looking for the golden Dalek and I see CAFC are in for pre season already #cpfc

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@MarcWilliams22 Yep. Been like it since Monday.

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@bthomp_52 Yes. Enjoy, we are🌞🤣🔴🔵

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@WestHam_Central You cling onto that thought you fucking dribbling imbecile. 🦅🔴🔵

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@Crouch199028 It's not as if we had to go home,fire up the computer to log onto a messaging service.🤣🤣🔴🔵

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@nextbenester Stop being so bitter, you know full well if it was you lot it would be no different. Everyone carries a phone. 'Im looking through now and seeing a lot of dolphin botherers tweets after the final whistle. What's the difference?

[Holmesdale Fanatics @ultrascpfc]

WE ARE THE BOYS WHO WON YOUR LITTLE GAME.

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@Luke_Seychell There must be floods in parts of the UK ,because of the tears from the usual suspects🤣🤣🔴🔵

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@MwepuMagic And yet here you are crywanking whilst watching us add another trophy to the collection.

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@MwepuMagic You can only beat who's in front of you you salty,cabbage headed cunt.

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@elliotr76 @CPFC Did this for me but worked when I did Google pay

[Spaceballs The X Account @Grunt2A]

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

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@Danny_McMoomins @Beigerevenge It always comes in threes.....🤧

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Wait you mean Man city won? Before the game Bbc5live were all talking as if Arsenal had won. It was all Arsenal...glad they lost. Hope they win nothing.

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@palacepod Alain Pardiola?