Chris Huffman

Unwitting signer of the Articles of Confederation. Pipe smoker, and I also have a nice beard.

[Chris Huffman @chrishuffman901]

@WeberGrills My friend @BenjaminWTripp rescued this Genesis Silver B for me. 16 years old and grills like a champ!

[Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts]

IF I UNDERSTAND WHAT AN OPEN FACE SANDWICH IS—THEN I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A FACE HIDING IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERY REGULAR SANDWICH

[Chris Huffman @chrishuffman901]

I just earned the 'Playing the Field' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/w1p9dEXyXH

[Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts]

THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD BECAUSE OF INCOME INEQUALITY

[Chris Huffman @chrishuffman901]

Read this and thought about you, @BenjaminWTripp. https://t.co/oc1v68nXF6

[Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts]

ROCKS CAN'T SWIM

[Chris Huffman @chrishuffman901]

@RutledgeWood I'm thinking of buying a 2000 Ford Crown Victoria. Ever had one? What do you think of them?

[Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts]

I WOULD LIKE TO SIT DOWN AND TALK WITH SCIENCE

[Chris Huffman @chrishuffman901]

@wattsupbrent Time to go buy up all the milk and bread!!!

[Chris Huffman @chrishuffman901]

@foundersbrewing This beer is too good to just leave in the snow.

[Riley Linnehan @rawleylinnehan]

Help me get 500 retweets and @nic10reed will get corn rows 🙏🏼 #Retweet

[Chris Huffman @chrishuffman901]

@KimberlyWDBJ Inconceivable!!!

[Chris Huffman @chrishuffman901]

@aristocob Okay, I was confused for a minute. As I just saw you on IG eating mustard from the bottle.

[Brent Spiner @BrentSpiner]

Please retweet this.

[Chris Huffman @chrishuffman901]

@joffrethegiant The internet was made for tweets like this.

[Chris Huffman @chrishuffman901]

@joffrethegiant What's the whiskey scene like in Brazil?

[Chris Huffman @chrishuffman901]

Diggin' the new pipe ... Thanks @MilanTobacco!!! With @BenjaminWTripp. #nording #churchwarden

[Chris Huffman @chrishuffman901]

@joffrethegiant Caught you on replay. Good to see you're doing well. Merry Christmas to you and your family!

[Chris Huffman @chrishuffman901]

@Marina_Sirtis No love for the Pats??? I thought we were cool! #GoPats

[Chris Huffman @chrishuffman901]

@aristocob They blocked you because they fear you.