•Chris•

what i lack in looks, i also lack in personality

[•Chris• @chrisithinkk]

Hi all,

Chris here, (Rod Kimble to my Kesem family), and I'm volunteering for Camp Kesem again!!

If you know me (or don't yet), you'll know how passionate I am about the effects cancer has on people diagnosed with it as well as the family and friends close to them.

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

ratio

[Kassie Watt @kassieepstein]

if this photo isn’t included in the COVID section of future history books, we’re doing it wrong

[alessandra @bIiccy]

nevertheless he persisted

[gon @chinesegon]

men on wall street like these two things

[•Chris• @chrisithinkk]

@knockoutxo Microsoft Teams and kinky themes??

[•Chris• @chrisithinkk]

Bringing this back to the top. Definitely worth adding to

[•Chris• @chrisithinkk]

starting a reply thread for “netflix and chill” alternatives. so far i have

amazon prime and sexy time
hulu and you screw
torrent site minus the bed light
hbo and blow
riverdale and sex n ale

lemme see what else

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

Babies just be saying stuff and you just gotta nod and agree like they’ll say “I like ice cream cause I don’t like frogs” and you be like “damn for real?” and it helps with their development or whatever

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

do they know we already have a test that isnt bees

[•Chris• @chrisithinkk]

Instagram vs twitter

[Austin J. Clements @ClementsAustinJ]

"Are you fucking kidding me?!"

--my 2yo, clear as a bell, in the middle of PetSmart, upon seeing a snake in real life for the first time

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

god i hate online school

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

girl when first meeting me: wow how are you single 👀

[some time passes]

her: ah,

[•Chris• @chrisithinkk]

WELL contrary to popular belief, life’s actually the longest thing you’re going to experience. wrong again angelo https://t.co/G1vrEcrjNJ

[koby @kobzilla_001]

really gotta teach my parents how to use emojis

[Isaac Fitzgerald @IsaacFitzgerald]

Are boats... unionizing?

[mi nombre es @iforgotmyname38]

This is my Great Grandfathers Negro League card. On the back it gives the story on how he could’ve been the first black player to integrate baseball. It also tells you why he was not 😂😂😂

[Peyton Stearns @peytonstearns06]

It’s alway “wyd” never “dyktmm”

[Paul Millerd @p_millerd]

UVA study of students who were asked to sit alone in a room for 15 minutes. Percent who decided to give themselves a painful shock.

Men, lol (h/t @idea_soup)