𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯

typical libra | arabian princess | dark humor

[𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 @chrisizzle_]

i’m just a bartender with a heavy pour & zero filter.

[𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 @chrisizzle_]

ok but if u dont gaf about costar why the hell would I keep you as a friend?

[𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 @chrisizzle_]

likeeeee..what part of dnd do u not understand?

[𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 @chrisizzle_]

moon bathing

[𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 @chrisizzle_]

trying to understand why people only eat half of an avocado when they cut it instead of both halves …kinda psychotic

[𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 @chrisizzle_]

fit girls r so hot

[Duolingo @duolingo]

an important message from Duolingo

[𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 @chrisizzle_]

@imsooannoying omggg. I knew u were fitting in w my fam a little too well

[𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 @chrisizzle_]

the night owl in me wants to retire.

[𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 @chrisizzle_]

red flag or nah

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This has to be craziest shit I’ve seen today

[𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 @chrisizzle_]

chatgpt is my bestie for the restie

[𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 @chrisizzle_]

@imnotann0ying zero hype. i used mine once & it’s TRASH

[𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 @chrisizzle_]

if you wear fashion nova ur tacky as fuck

[𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 @chrisizzle_]

but why do girls think it’s cute to chew with their mouth open?

[𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 @chrisizzle_]

get your bitch ass account off of private so I can stalk ur page.

[𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 @chrisizzle_]

voss water tastes better

[𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 @chrisizzle_]

I don’t think anything upsets me more than when people call scents flavors