Chris Mitchell

Adventurer, Husband, Friend. I have dedicated my life to make your pet's life better. Own and operate my own small business. Aspiring content creator.

[Chris Mitchell @ChrisJDMitch]

@MKBHD Every time my wife tries to turn off the living lamps, Siri turns all the lights off in the house. Almost comical at this point

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

BOBBY. IS. BACK.

We've agreed to terms with the future Hall of Famer. 💙💚

📰 » https://t.co/uJ4oEZoNq0

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

I don’t give a damn who owns Twitter. It’s a private company. It can have whatever rules it wants. I like to tweet. And I’m gonna keep on tweeting what I believe. Until I don’t want to tweet anymore.

Now get off your ass and go vote. Election Day is only 11 days away.

[Chris Mitchell @ChrisJDMitch]

@echocharles can’t keep Echo down. Dang! Glad you’re back

[Chris Mitchell @ChrisJDMitch]

@MKBHD Great now I can't unsee that

[Chris Mitchell @ChrisJDMitch]

@ChaseSupport we’re having issues with processing, what is the ETA for a fix? Phone lines are 50+ minutes wait.

[TUCKER @JERICHO]

thank you [brand] for the very funny joke post, real rapscallion behavior haha!!

[Chris Mitchell @ChrisJDMitch]

@SonyaDeanne Cause who wanted to use the cost closet at family holidays??

[Chris Mitchell @ChrisJDMitch]

@onepeg Being the guinea pigs for BSG, for the most part is enjoyable. Inertia isn’t horrible, does it need some tweaks probably, but they always seem to find a happy medium.

[Chris Mitchell @ChrisJDMitch]

@Kaepernick7 @Seahawks

[Chris Mitchell @ChrisJDMitch]

@JesseKazam Post office boxes have to make up the gap a little bit. Think of all those doors

[Chris Mitchell @ChrisJDMitch]

well, this is progress.....

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Seahawks and Broncos have agreed to terms for a deal involving Russell Wilson, sources tell @AdamSchefter.

Trade is pending a physical and Wilson’s approval.

[Chris Mitchell @ChrisJDMitch]

@mattswider Thanks Matt, actually got one this go around. Really have to just keep trying.

[Chris Mitchell @ChrisJDMitch]

What’s the “secret” ingredient in the chicken @echocharles @jockowillink

[Chris Mitchell @ChrisJDMitch]

@timthetatman 100%

[Kyle Malzhan @KyleMalzhan]

Ken Griffey Jr. tried to commit suicide at 17-years-old by swallowing 277 pills. He felt a lot of pressure to be a great baseball player while battling a rocky relationship with his father.

It’s #MentalHealth awareness week & it’s a reminder anyone can be struggling. Check in.

[Chris Mitchell @ChrisJDMitch]

This didn’t age well...

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Alexa, show me what happens when you let Democrats control energy policy.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

What we do in these next four days will not just decide the next four years, but the future of this country. Let’s choose hope over fear. I’m counting on you.

[Epic Talent Agency @EpicTalentGG]

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[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Fuck Lou Holtz. Biden is Catholic in name only? Compared to who? How many abortions did trump pay for? How many women has he raped? How many times did pull the shit he did in Ukraine. Wake up. He's a crook and a con man.