christian

🖤 for all things beautiful 🖤 he/him

[christian @chrisjennerr]

Happy BeyDay 👑🐝♍️ #RENAISSACEWorldTour

[sydney @squid_bees]

once i asked my dad his favorite color and he said “who gives a shit”

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

me at 10 yrs old. someone said I looked like their abuela

[Taylor Gray @offtaylorgray]

When the joke on my laffy taffy wrapper is funny

[fefa!!𝜗ৎ @ffefaa14]

eu quando olho demais pra uma foto que vou postar

[velvet @velvetwellsoon]

classmate copied my answers and we both failed

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Need her stationed at every AMC nationwide cause theater etiquette is literally in the toilet

[ryry @whyeatbeansyo]

itched my eyebrow and scratched a hidden pimple

[seth @sethh_sm]

when the nurse asks me to prove that my eyes can make a violin sound

[MA☈K 🐮 @MarkOfThaaBeast]

Wow, what a Queen.

[Frankie “Hot Damn” Kirk @DomingoDomigzz]

Holy shit holy shit holy shit #handicapstall

[🫶🏼💖 @SunshinesDeluxe]

Seeing one of gods most majestic and divine creatures, fight so valiantly against the destruction and rampaging of his home should do untold psychic damage to your psyche. We should be radicalized by this.

[Mona Lisa @monalisa_xox]

Notice how many people are staring at me and not this manwhore's musty chest

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oh yeah? well we have lettuce that makes you die of shitting your pants

[ely ✮ @mechanicalmujer]

my search history @ 14

[robert @robertxyo]

obrigado por tanto jude bellingham

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

she was feelin her puss right here

[morally grey @knowncougar]

turned up to new job today and the woman whose workload i am taking over was being actively carried away in an ambulance due to a panic attack

[beef heiress @rebirthcanal]

taze him immediately