Chris Keaton

Artist Manager/Consultant/Badass. The Thin White Dude. Well dressed AF. Maddi's dad. Smiles too much.

[Chris Keaton @chrisjkeaton]

@wsls Boo! Hiss! What a douchebag

[Chris Keaton @chrisjkeaton]

@bennyberknyc Hello! Do you manage The Struts?

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Anyone else getting annoying emails from [email protected] ? I block but keep arriving. I’m sure someone there is nice enough to offer me the basic courtesy of taking me off their mailing list!!

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Had a horrible experience with @lyft today. Driver was ‘driving’ with one hand while holding phone, speeding and then ran a stop sign. Hit brakes so hard stuff flew out of the seats. Tried to contact Lyft but their online customer service blows. WTF?

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@dearman72 Your cousin, Chris Keaton 615.319.5075 please call

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Hey, CK! What Can You Do For Me? https://t.co/hC22J9ayxN

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My friend @woodsonrva posted the great blog about The Kings and me. Please enjoy!! https://t.co/iZrmj4HNCl

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I Am The Connector https://t.co/j9N3KwXYzm

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Verizon, your Customer Service is ridiculous. No humans to speak with and your call back appointments are bogus. Other that that I’m exceedingly happy with your service!

[Chris Keaton @chrisjkeaton]

@dominos charge your customers for crushed red pepper? Really? #chespshit

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So, @dominos Your Hollins Road Roanoke VA location just lost a loyal customer. #poorcustomerservice #theeworstyet #anewlow

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@MrJoshuaFerris Thank you for your insightful article in Esquire. Dreams and illusions add color to our lives. Thank you!

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Tips From a Real Music Pro https://t.co/MlLuNPSjfY

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MO- Mentum https://t.co/9aUDSjKFsf

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Road To Nowhere https://t.co/XwgxjenptS

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Words and Music https://t.co/GvIrre79PJ

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Two Names https://t.co/jXpCAOnoh8

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Shhh! The Gifts of Silence https://t.co/0UNxGjL7vp

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Get Serious https://t.co/bhGkknRCli

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This Guy https://t.co/2VRlu0MrrB