Chris Johnson

Dad, Pastor. Hawkeye, Storyteller. Co-Host of Red Letter Disciple Podcast. Founder of Aware that the guac is extra

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Welp. I’m currently a free agent. If you need someone who can help grow your church and has a relentless work ethic and plays well with others, I’m listening.

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@greg16676935420 I was going to spot you but your chin absorbed the drop

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@greg16676935420 Really, really considerate, Greg.

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@greg16676935420 Cats

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@WWE @TripleH Best wrestlemania I’ve ever seen. Good work.

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@LSUBarstool @BarstoolUIowa Class

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@TheBrianGrimes Exactly

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@TheBrianGrimes Fair. Actually 8 foot hoops
Would sell way more tix.

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@greg16676935420 @elonmusk Honestly, I would trust greg if his nose wasn’t so long:

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@elonmusk You are the best man. I’m just a common guy. But I appreciate you:

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@camprealitypod I run a non profit in Florida. It’s called https://t.co/SJxUJBOUA0. It’s 100% volunteer driven. We adopt folks that have cancer and pay a year of their bills. Check it out, it’s legit. Donate a dollar tonight and help us get people their treatments.

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@WWE @TheRock @CodyRhodes I run a non profit in Florida. It’s called https://t.co/SJxUJBOUA0. It’s 100% volunteer driven. We adopt folks that have cancer and pay a year of their bills. Check it out, it’s legit. Donate a dollar tonight and help us get people their treatments.

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@elonmusk I run a non profit in Florida. It’s called https://t.co/SJxUJBOUA0. It’s 100% volunteer driven. We adopt folks that have cancer and pay a year of their bills. Check it out, it’s legit. Donate a dollar tonight and help us get people their treatments.

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@Venmo I run a non profit called https://t.co/SJxUJBOUA0. It’s 100% volunteer driven and we pay for chemo treatments. Check it out!

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@POTUS Question: what does NATO stand for?

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@ballislifewbb_ @airswoopes22 @WNBA #hatesCC

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@airswoopes22 For the record, she’s gonna do it in four years and less games.

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@crassiux Fans shouldn’t be on the court. Period.

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@CycloneDave69 Also. Maybe don’t rush the court.