Chris Jones

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[Chris Jones @chrisjones]

@dandouglas I know how much you like floorplans https://t.co/4xo5aBVOYn https://t.co/KnhsAn9HX2

[Chris Jones @chrisjones]

@ohgm Ouch, the most haunting pieces of media I've experienced in the past few years or possibly ever.

[Chris Jones @chrisjones]

@ohgm Loved Signalis

[Chris Jones @chrisjones]

@eleanorkpenny Not just crypto but a lot of https://t.co/mhJx1Qa4aQ, like https://t.co/GfmpQKEuQN

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

and now we’re just testing your neuralink’s cloud replay feature, should only take a moment [8 SECONDS PASS IN THE REAL WORLD AS I PERCEIVE PERFECT RECREATIONS OF THE ENTIRE LIFESPAN OF EVERY ONE OF THE 1,500 ANIMALS KILLED DURING NEURALINK TESTING, BACK-TO-BACK IN SUBJECT ORDER]

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Wow, I wonder if these people have any specific medical technology companies in mind. Ones that have made donations to the Labour Party, for example, to replace the cash they’d once have got voluntarily from members of the public.

[Oliver H.G. Mason 📉 @ohgm]

I accept the reality.

Wide eyed, I immediately vomit over my laptop as my leg warms with piss.

I do not want to die here.

Trembling, I close the laptop and walk away.

[Mr Demos of Pnyx @gem_ste]

Thought experiment: ask yourself- is there even the slightest possibility of this ever happening to UK political leaders or those similarly connected? Your answer will give you a rough idea of how insanely corrupt the UK is https://t.co/iI0dL9HbwP

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Systems that are great at turning public goods into vast sums of money for the world’s wealthiest people but can barely put in a new railway line, and that’s just accepted as normal and natural because what, are we going to crack down on economic freedom like commies or something

[Chris Jones @chrisjones]

@LewieP Didn't rate MW 2019, WW2 was decent but I barely remember it. Haven't played BLOPS CW but it basically following the plot of Xavtugf bs gur Byq Erchoyvp (rot13) is pretty funny to me. BLOPS 2 is the only one I think comes close to IW.

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

That is: the geniuses who brought us the Afghanistan and Iraq wars, the financial crisis, austerity, Brexit, Johnson, the fucked pandemic response and the cost of living disaster, strongly believe that the source of the problem is that people like them don’t have enough control.

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Anyway, the grand neoliberalism bargain was that you’d give up job security in exchange for cheap food, toys and baubles plus increasing social liberalism, and I notice this has now become “Give up job security in exchange for LOL fuck you”.

[Chris Jones @chrisjones]

@TrincaJamie CG apparently https://t.co/FS733QaKga

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Like, I look at this shit and I do not think “What a scoop for our brave journalists”. I think, governance of this country is an open fraud upon the public in which the country’s leading journalists are unashamedly complicit.

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

You might wonder which of these men you should side with in this argument and the answer is that both are absurd frauds pantomiming accountability, and they will be best pals again the second they need to unite against you.

[Chris Jones @chrisjones]

@Trey_Explainer Bassassination coordinates

[Chris Jones @chrisjones]

@AyoCaesar @mlothianmclean Surely the obvious joke here is 'the mirror doesn't count'

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

Britain is a decent country and its people - most of them - have done nothing to deserve the ruin visited upon us since 2008. Our political class and national press, on the other hand, are a mix of utterly bleak, selfish, cynical swine and clueless star-fuckers. So, here we are.