Chris

[Chris @chrisjordan]

@Chookooloonks Ahhh. I saw a huge display of cute hats at HEB this afternoon.

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@Chookooloonks is that from HEB?

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@regan It's like a muff.

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@regan I honestly laughed out loud at you calling it a fanny pack.

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@agirlandaboy @workingcloset This is why I rarely have guests.

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@regan chef because I hate cooking, but I actually like to clean.

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Pet peeve of the day: people who leave five car lengths between them and the car in front of them at red lights Not sure why it annoys me so

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@slynnro I would take it home.

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@alimartell You obviously aren't trying hard enough if the third kid isn't also crying.

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@Chookooloonks Give your amazing and fierce girl my congratulations. L is amazed by the board breaking.

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@theAmberShow They really aren't bad at all. Easier than some regular fillings.

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@redneckmommy if this were Facebook I would like it a million zillion times

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@AustinMomsBlog @huffpostparents My kids have never woken up absurdly early. Probably because they need to be up at 6am weekdays

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@adrianeddington They have to be up at 6:00 and never wake on their own maybe tomorrow will be a first.

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@ACupcakeBlonde I always thought of it as "savings" like a savings account. I had no idea I was saying it wrong ALL THESE YEARS.

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My younger kids are in bed because they don't know how daylight savings time works. I might not change my clocks ever

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@alimartell How exciting!! And getting to swear, even MORE EXCITING!

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The best thing about my new found love for pricey dried mangos is that my children all hate them. More for me!

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@GirlsGoneChild Mine is 17. we now laugh. He is still spirited, but I have no doubt his drummer will bring him amazing places.

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@redneckmommy WoooooHooooo!!!!!!!