chris kahle

copywriter with a minor in film fandom and BS

[chris kahle @chriskahle]

@Canes @StanleyCup @NHL Imagine thinking your children are equal contributors with all these players 😂 "Kids you don't have to put in decades of sweat and sacrifice to get your name on the Cup, daddy'll just throw you on there." So crass.

[chris kahle @chriskahle]

NYC, 2007, by @chriskahle https://t.co/mjGqIMfwdu

[chris kahle @chriskahle]

What is a Hollywood short story?, by @chriskahle https://t.co/iIv2rEl2QZ

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

I encourage everyone to watch this entire @jaketapper segment which lays bare how deeply evil and cynical Hamas and its top funder the Islamic Republic are.

This does not mean governments are off the hook, but Hamas and the Islamic Republic do not wish for freedom... all they want is death, destruction, and subjugation.

[chris kahle @chriskahle]

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[chris kahle @chriskahle]

We went to Chicago and they turned everything green for our anniversary. There was no other green holiday happening, I would know. 🍀

[Hulu @hulu]

Chicago, all this green for our 15th anniversary? Wow. You shouldn't have! #Hulu15

[chris kahle @chriskahle]

My friend @petemajarich is writing (and designing) a short story every day this year. And raising two kids. And working full time. And sending me Seinfeld memes on the regular. Damn I need to up my game.

[small worlds @smllwrlds]

048 of 365 illustrated tiny sci-fi stories:

[chris kahle @chriskahle]

So I started a Substack...

🌒 Tracks in the Moon Dust, by @chriskahle https://t.co/3DM4d403u0

[chris kahle @chriskahle]

chewers: Packers https://t.co/sQLrtkc90T

[chris kahle @chriskahle]

Just finished Kevin Wilson's latest book. So great. I'll always love outsiders.
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[chris kahle @chriskahle]

You either get Monopoly or you don't. Love this short by Woody. https://t.co/u37MX4oWUQ

[chris kahle @chriskahle]

@Casey I always smile and wave when I see you on runs! I have to say though that when I moved to Santa Monica from NYC I commented to my wife that it’s nice that people say hi here. So *shrug*

[chris kahle @chriskahle]

@sl8rv @nickpelayo20 I agree that Google Maps screenshot is confusing. I live in this area and it's called the Palisades Highlands. It's in the 90272 zip code and part of Pacific Palisades. It's on the other side of the mountain from Topanga.

[chris kahle @chriskahle]

@sl8rv @nickpelayo20 I know you want to defend your original statement really badly but I've attached a photo with a pin drop to show you where Palisades Court is. It's in the Pali Highlands. I live within this map. I've been following it since Friday night when I walked up to see fire crews arrive.

[chris kahle @chriskahle]

@sl8rv @nickpelayo20 It started in the Palisades Highlands Friday night and spread to Topanga yesterday.

[chris kahle @chriskahle]

My feature about Pip Pirrip's rise from humble Torrance kid to Beverly Hills master thief is a @MyTrackingBoard Feature finalist! So excited to finally get GREAT out into the world. Congrats to the other finalists!

[Tracking Board @MyTrackingBoard]

After Much Deliberation, We’re Excited To Bring You The Top 100 Finalists of the 2019 Launch Pad Feature Competition! #LPFC2019 #screenwriting - https://t.co/7E0m1VrnJK

[chris kahle @chriskahle]

@tommoore63 Hi Tom. Trying to locate the author of this ‘82 Fortune article. Any chance this is you? https://t.co/AMjnMjRa06

[chris kahle @chriskahle]

@UPSHelp I have been on hold for over 30 minutes because you guys keep messing up and rerouting my package. It has been in LA for five days! Zero urgency from phone support.

[chris kahle @chriskahle]

@evernotehelps For some reason 'All Notes' on the Mac app isn't working for me. It only shows the most recent note. It flashes them for a moment and then they all disappear.