chriskenedy

[BARBEIRO TESÃO @barberputocam]

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🔥Onde será que pego uma linha de onibus dessa ai? rs

🔥Where can I catch a bus line like that? lol☺️💦

🔥¿Dónde puedo tomar una línea de autobús así? jaja☺️

🔥Wapi mu lenda baka nzila ya bisi ya mutindu yina? lol

🔥Где можно сесть на такой автобус? Лол.☺️🔥

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I envy how comfortable Waldo always seems in large crowds. http://t.co/sPJ6dLk6xI

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My clients have a 86% survival rate, which makes me an above-average babysitter. http://t.co/l6wrt7pXVm

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http://t.co/xo5sWGUUNM Fall is fast approaching. Time to sew all my jean legs back on.

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http://t.co/YDQR714YUk My wife thinks I'm too drunk to take the goldfish for a walk, but I'll show her!

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http://t.co/ZwJZDJyfHj Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

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http://t.co/COgJGKFjc0 People forget that Hitler also invented those subscription cards that fall out of magazines.

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Just trimming my nose hair and drinking a soy latte. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. http://t.co/vk9tXJtCcp

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I never know the proper handshake to give a black guy wearing a suit. http://t.co/eaC6w6us

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