Chris Krone

Beer enthusiast. Cult humor enthusiast. Enthusiasm enthusiast.

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@Blyn315 I said don't

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The best part about when I write a "don't @ me" tweet is that no one actually reads them so no one @'s me.

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Key lime is the best LaCroix flavor. Don't @ me.

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Wait was I supposed to "don't @ me" on that?

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Hopscotch is a bad game. There I said it.

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Guys I almost forgot about Despacito. My bad.

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I've been working on that tweet for four months.

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Does anyone else think we are overdue for Liar Liar 2?

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Sorry guys lost my phone. I'm back.

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Classic field goal shootout at Michigan Stadium. #touchdownsareoverrated #goblue

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@Ask_WellsFargo The whole point of a website is so that I don't have to call... Dropping you guys soon anyway thankfully.

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Seriously, @WellsFargo Dealer Services website is the crappiest website in the world. Every other click leads to a 500. Just terrible.

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How is it possible that the @WellsFargo Dealer Services website is down literally every time I try to access it?

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Seriously @WellsFargo? You auto-dial me to tell me to call you back? What the hell kind of customer service is that? How impersonal.

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"I fuckin' need a bitch that knows how to handle her finances and shit." -overheard at the bar #fuckingresponsibilities

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@ingridmusic Morning Lullabies.

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@megetz22 @tjansley I'd totally agree with you if the dude who invented the thing didn't say otherwise.

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@tjansley http://t.co/Kb1zluBxRS

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@tjansley The creator of the image format has said it's the latter.

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I was thinking about starting to watch baseball, but then the MLB sent me a C&D for thinking about it without expressed, written permission.