Chris Kula

Professional phrase-turner. Performer at the UCB Theatre. Generally watching sports.

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

I just mistyped extraordinary as "extraordigary" and CBS greenlit 13 eps starring Tim Allen as Gary, no no no I DIDN'T WANT THIS!!!

[Borys Kit @Borys_Kit]

On the 100th day of the writers strike, @Snoodit, @miagaluppo & I hit the picket lines. We found Damon Lindelof, who said "Picketing Disney is a lot more fun than writing a Star Wars movie," plus Ethan Peck, Lower Deck writer Chris Kula, and others. https://t.co/0QEK3VxGka

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

"What we're asking for is a drop in the bucket" #WritersStrike https://t.co/oQKiqyDtDz

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

@jordannawrocki @WompItUpPod ha, never forget my OK-Red roots!

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

@gavinspeiller Sorkin at his best

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

@pamelaribon @Jessica_StClair @WompItUpPod PAMIE!

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

@Therealjimwise go suck G-d's d-ck, Jim. (That better?)

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

Lennon and St. Clair are two of the funniest improvisors in UCB history. Together they are a goddamn comedy FORCE. I had such a blast Wompin it up with them. (cc @lennonparham @Jessica_StClair) https://t.co/cEN2KZYM18

[Earwolf @earwolf]

Coach of the Marina Del Rey High football team Kevin Alamo (@chriskula) joins Marissa and Listler (@Jessica_StClair @lennonparham) for this week's @WompItUpPod! https://t.co/YcMTlEe7nA

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

Look, let's just accept the Academy's Guillermo del Toro/Shape of Water love for what it really is-- a make-up call to reward the now-glaringly-obvious Best Picture of 2013, Pacific Rim #rocketpunch #JaegersMatter

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

@thejoshpatten Oh man, this killed me

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

Holy shit, this made me lolllll @officialkenan from distance, SWISH https://t.co/kInzZdVIos

[TNT Sports U.S. @TNTSportsUS]

"Never Lost!"

LaVar Ball joins the #InsidetheNBA crew at @nbcsnl 😂

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

"And lo, Jesus turned The Shape of Water into The Shape of WINE."

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

Applauding the gender-blind casting of Alicia Vikander as the new Tom Braider 👏 #reboot #reimagine #rebraid

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

and THEN I find out she calls this move "Oops I Did It Again"

FUCK YEAH @JocelyneUSA17!

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS https://t.co/rBto5SiG1z

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

LAMOUREUX’S WINNER. USA GETS GOLD

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

@allanmcleod Bobsled teams are up to four people per, that's eight hands with a TON of downtime

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Dwyane Wade: “We should trade everybody”

LeBron: “We???”

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

Tonight's your last chance to see The Smokes perform the La Ronde before it's locked away forever in the @ucbtla vault alongside Jim Woods https://t.co/3865eIw85o

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

Skip that holiday party tonight, come see some real pagan shit instead https://t.co/rVtHMPs6vB

[Chris Kula @chriskula]

OBI WAN: "Use the Force, Luke. (then, begrudgingly as if contractual) And, uh, drink your Space Punch every day."