Chris Kurtz

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@WUTangKids Nope, we’re staying and continuing to fight against the bullshit festering here in the F.L.A.…my state’s government doesn’t represent me or its collective people, just as this incoming federal one does not defines all of us.

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@JosephPolitano That’s MAGdA

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@3YearLetterman Still losing in the count of #Publix locations…

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@mischiefanimals I’m gonna need a brand name for those shoes, tho…

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@RexChapman Right from the start, such a weirdo way of speaking…then, meltdown as the anger and dome sweat grows…

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@josemdelpino This is the way

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@craigdvc @CamHeywardFan @RexChapman Or, just outright mistaken…somehow, I guess? 🤷‍♂️

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@craigdvc @CamHeywardFan @RexChapman 👆that dude’s lying. It pretends to be unbiased, but the editing and one-sidedness speaks clearly the other way.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

The art of baseball.

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@DougBenson Vote YES on amendment 3 in FLA!
The wording on the ballots can be confusing.

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@orlandoribbons As a “Kurtz,” I can provide zero information 🤷‍♂️

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@3YearLetterman Ernest, a great man, saved Christmas, joined the Army, made going to Camp awesome again, and countless other achievements. Yet, mine is the only reply actually recognizing this great American…🤷‍♂️ know what I mean?! 🤷‍♂️

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@3YearLetterman Too soon for a “The Last ‘Tim’ Waltz” reference?

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@Bungalower 🤞🤞that none “take flight” during our summer storms 😬😳

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@3YearLetterman @itsbrittanyrose @parkergulp

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@WUTangKids But it was (read in redneck voice), “just a couple blocks from the Bojangles Coliseum.”

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@PastorAlexLove

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@DWUhlfelderLaw Perhaps a similar one that was arranged with Bubba the Love Sponge and his wife?

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@Scott_Maxwell Each year I am required to take ethics courses covering all nature of things, including how to handle conflicts of interest.
I could be terminated for handling it poorly. Yet, here we are?

[Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07]

@Scott_Maxwell I’m typing this while my family is in Gent, Belgium, leaving for Munich tomorrow morning, completing a total of 5 stops from Amsterdam to Berlin all by train.
It seems obvious when you’re immersed in it. Sadly, many Orlandoans and Americans may never get to experience it.