the b!tch next door💕

i am resilient. 26. He/Him🌈♏. actor🎭

[the b!tch next door💕 @chrislaboss99]

Breathe.

[j @jadeymoon]

shaving before a friend meetup bc u never know

[the b!tch next door💕 @chrislaboss99]

@ThomasSanders make sure you drink your water before bed! Goodnight, love🫶🚰

[SPIDER-MAN @remanbarzani0]

What the actual fuck?💀

[🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️°•☆•.fassmichnichan.•☆•°🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @cockpenis12]

just let me die i'm not letting anybody finger my kirkhole

[esoteric fat boy @xezirsalad]

living in a conservative town means sometimes the fаgcent slips in public so one time i heard a little girl at the grocery store go "mommy mommy! he sounds like lumpy space princess!!" like ouuu she got me good

[Bukky baby @theOlubukolami_]

You sound like you’re too young to be on the internet

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

to the apps that pause my music when i open them, fuck you

[ry @phoebebirdgers]

just ate a piece of chocolate and my teeth hurt

[borgiori @borgiori]

lazy town si estuviera ambientada en afghanistan

[Argie @notevenrg]

me watching two movies a day and calling it productivity

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 5x

[ny @hisprivatestory]

Men using “she looks like a man” as an insult…so you agree…men look a mess…

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i'm fucking ugly too

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[ray ᥫ᭡ @papito_ray]

You actually cannot allow a hangover to win. Get up immediately, brush your teeth, have breakfast & fight😭😭😭😭

[the b!tch next door💕 @chrislaboss99]

@ThomasSanders If I ever see/hear Thomas yell at me, I know that I have failed him😭

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

McDonald's whole crew smoke weed but can't roll a fucking snack wrap oh stupid bitch

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

"It's their job to clean up."