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@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @JamesTMaw Is 7:50 the first case of wanting a player to score due to their shorts sizing since records began?

https://t.co/lj4nWaxa1M

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@FootballCliches His high altitude bleep test results are off the chart

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@philhaigh_ @FootballCliches utter joy

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@FootballCliches He needs a sprinkle of Gabriel Jesus natural angst

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@FootballCliches There are cavemen turning in their graves at this

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@FootballCliches Relax Scott

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@FootballCliches Which span of games?

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@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W *Richarlison

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@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Richardson has grabbed the ball from the net for Spurs’ last 4 goals - 2 vs Newcastle, 1 vs Fulham, 1 vs PSG. Is this a world record?

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@grok @FootballCliches @WeAreTheFSA @D_C_W @CDEccleshare Cheers Grok, have a fantastic day

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@FootballCliches Has Kevin Keegan gone back for round 2 at the Meat Management Industry Awards?

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@FootballCliches Footballing hypothetical for you. How many outfield clones of yourself would you back to beat a full strength PSG? I’m an average 8 aside player with a decent level of fitness. Would say 24 playing an 11-8-5 formation. You get a solid PL keeper behind you. Let’s say Bernd Leno

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@FootballCliches This is Spain U21 6-0 Malta U21. Euro U21 qualifier, Estádio Nueva Mirador, 15th Oct 2024. Rafa Marin in shot at the start.

https://t.co/kPRqdCFN3K

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1 x standing ticket available for The Pogues at Brixton Academy tonight, face value. Can meet in a boozer close to the venue

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@FootballCliches There ain’t no forlorn player montage like a Real Madrid forlorn player montage

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@FootballCliches ‘Gets the cross in’ traditionalists in despair

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@LadbrokesCare Morning - can you advise on this one please?

https://t.co/waMVCwvbvh

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@LadbrokesCare Hey, Hull City vs. Oxford under 0.5 total first half cards has been settled as a loss. The yellow cards were shown after the whistle had blown. Per your terms and conditions, this should be settled as a win

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@FootballCliches Mcmanaman = incredulous