Chris Lambert

[Chris Lambert @chrislambert74]

@UKUpdates_co_uk Absolutely not

[Chris Lambert @chrislambert74]

@sainsburys hey I have an issue with this cheese, purchased at Sainsbury’s in Christchurch.

[Chris Lambert @chrislambert74]

@claudelittner What doesn’t make sense is what you just typed!

[Chris Lambert @chrislambert74]

@FightHaven Have the police caught this pervert!

[Chris Lambert @chrislambert74]

@BJH251 @EssexPoliceUK @BigPawsRule Great effort this is policing at its best!

[Chris Lambert @chrislambert74]

@JennyBarnett21 Hey Jenny, @EssexPoliceUK why don’t we just have one hat, and save our selves money, and have one less decision to make in the morning. What is cheapest the Bowler or the Peaked Hat? - Then make all officers wear the same one. No gender discussion required - one hat fits all!

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@Tobias_Ellwood just tell me - you live by the seaside and you voted for this sh@t literally.

Why did you do this?

@Bournemouthecho

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@OliviaUtley @HMRCcustomers I would absolutely take that as an agreement to pay no tax this year!

[Chris Lambert @chrislambert74]

@MPSRoyal_Parks Nice to see there are once again two rules!

[Chris Lambert @chrislambert74]

@metpoliceuk @policeconduct 2302611/23 Had a car broken into at NCP, Parker Mews.Police called back today and asked me to contact the NCP to get the CCTV - I am happy I got promoted to Detective so fast!. Then“Do you know how many cars get broken into?” Zero f@@ks given! Closed!

[Chris Lambert @chrislambert74]

@elonmusk the @Cobratate thing went well!

[Chris Lambert @chrislambert74]

@RyanturnerUK What are you talking about…. Worst year in English rugby since 2014

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@Jeremy_Hunt I note your statement regarding use. It is the government over successive years that have failed the public. Lack of nuclear power stations, gas storage has lead to this crisis. You really are an absolute c@@t

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@glennEmartin @elonmusk Was he making your life a misery because you were black, as my take on it is he is making everyone’s life a misery. The business losses 1m a day… the free ride is over I get it, previously mismanaged for some employees.

[Chris Lambert @chrislambert74]

@rayray94 @glennEmartin @elonmusk He resigned….. not got fired, personal choice

[Chris Lambert @chrislambert74]

@FIFAcom well that was awkward, a weirdly offensive opening speech, a two finger salute to @Budweiser not to mention the bribes that must have been received for the past two World Cup locations. Oh did we mention all the workers you guys contributed to killing!

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@SenMarkey @washingtonpost @elonmusk @elonmusk jokes aside, I thought you wanted to improve the way people are verified. I am not saying you have made it worse, but there are certainly errors continuing to be made. What is the answer, I am for this, but embarrassed for you and not sure why you are not taking reap

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@IndigoRumbelow enjoy your holiday much. How did you get there. Hypocrite!

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@AccAylingKP Well done… the irony. In a car!

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@JustStop_Oil I think we have lost our patience with you bunch of nonces.