Chris Lavado

Photographer 📸

[Chris Lavado @ChrisLavado]

Every order is late. Minimal uber cash offered. Make it right for once @UberEats

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As someone who orders 1/3 of their yearly meals through @UberEats and has done 150 orders this year alone give or take I will NEVER understand why the service and the delivery times are so bad in South Florida. Send me promo codes @DoorDash

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@GianCarloAmado @Rodney_Romero water pressure / wifi must be equally as strong

Hot water

Two towels per day

Ventilated bathroom

A golf cart

Protein in the am with breakfast

No bugs

No music until 9pm

Seat must have lumbar support for my back

At this point I’ve run out of characters on Twitter

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@fjmexican @SOLELINKS $48 on DSM w/ free shipping for these

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@Rodney_Romero 6:43pm in an Uber home 😂

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@OhTrappyTrap @mz_fausty @Swish_Sniper305 When everything bricked 😂

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@julycreps @Raphkicks Not even close lol

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@joeysofficial Same shit in NYC lol

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Miami has NO chill….

And I fucking love it 😭

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One day I’m going to miss my flight not because I was late…. But because I fell asleep at the gate 😂😂

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@lizhagearty @MarissaLuxe I AM DEAD 😂

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@joeysofficial I mean it’s like five parties in one 😭😂

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@wizardofsoho Here 🙋🏻‍♂️

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My Travel day…

6 delays ✅
1 Cancelled flight ✅
1 Flight automatically rescheduled to a different airport ✅
$100 Uber ✅

Finally in Miami though after the longest day ever

To top it off the plane was complete 🗑

Please do better @JetBlue

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My neighbors are getting really familiar with @keinemusik 😂 I’ve only played this burning man set 500 times at this points 😭😭😭

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I have to apologize to my neighbors in advanced as the new AL3 album will be on full blast all weekend 😂😭

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@joeysofficial It’s an AI thing that suppose to create a song for you since he samples a lot of things. Marketing thing for his new album coming up next week

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

Trust your intuition. It never lies.

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@johnsummit Danm @simplyyyG you already tapped out 😭

[Dancing Astronaut @dancingastro]

.@flumemusic’s third and final night at @BrooklynMirage will be streamed tn 👀

Starts 11:30PM ET: https://t.co/eiKAUPevDm

(📸: @ChrisLavado)