Chris Loughery

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

GORILLA TRADE

The Brookfield Zoo of Chicago is trading two Western Lowland Gorillas Kamba and Nora- ages 20 and 12, to the Columbus Zoo for 12 year-old old Kamina and 8-year-old Zahra. Chicago gets younger and sheds some bad contracts

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I gasped

[Patrick McDonald @pmcdonaldCBS]

Sungjae Im is rocking a Sungjae Him sweater 👑

[Slimm 🦅 @Dizzy_3D]

Maybe I’m blind who’s name is that at #1

[Brenden Deeg @BrendenDeeg_]

Passing TDs of 15 or more air yards since 2021 (via TruMedia)

1. Jalen Hurts - 48
T2. Josh Allen - 46
T2. Dak Prescott - 46
T2. Joe Burrow - 46
5. Justin Herbert - 44

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

I might want to be down with Man City. I might’ve chosen too fast with Arsenal. This is hilarious

[Chris Loughery @chrislock328]

@drakemayeloverr Stray. Josh allen did nothing wrong

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Usually it’s called soccer

But tomorrow night in Seattle, for one day only against Belgium

It’s called Monday Night Football.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Big boy grilling on the roof 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Collin Rutherford @collin_ruth89]

Few teenagers selling golf balls from their backyard for $2 each

Love seeing kids get into entrepreneurship

I bought 8 balls but they didn't charge me sales tax

Called the cops and had them arrested for tax evasion

Gotta learn about Uncle Sam at some point

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[ESPN @espn]

A POTENTIAL NEW STARTING FIVE IN PHILLY 🤯

[Cooper DeJAWN 🦅 @CooperDeJawn3]

Devonta Smiths wedding coordinator was able to design a better route than Kevin Patullo 💀

[WyattzWorld @WyattzWorId]

Hall of fame tweet

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

The old pick n roll

[Reed Burner @reedt4723]

Chef Donny and I got on top of the fucking roof at Barstool Chicago HQ

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

I’m trying to push for pmt to lead with Cristopher Sanchez tomorrow. It’s not going well.

[Gaz @stoolsalesguy]

Gotta give a shout out to Danny Conrad. The Chicago office is closed this week for surviving barstool but he flew to NYC just to be in the office to work ✊🏼

[Reed Burner @reedt4723]

This might be a stupid tweet but need to tweet it. Was in the shower and all I could think about was the song the one that got away by Katy Perry ( I don’t know why). So at six thirty in the morning on a Saturday I played it. I put the volume up all the way and danced to that shit. Free will man gotta fucking love it.

[Reed Burner @reedt4723]

Just brought the Cat some water to his office. First time I stepped foot in there. He said I was welcome anytime in there. That’s some big baller shit