Chris bloomfield

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

This is not what you need after 26.2 miles.

[Jonny Hoyle @Jonnyhoyle1]

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[Chris bloomfield @chrisloftyb]

Sat watching @NUFC with my 1 month old daughter to bring her in to the fold

1min 30 in and 1-0 down to a team from a lower league...

Yep, that's pretty much you up to speed as a toon fan little one, best get used to it

[Chris bloomfield @chrisloftyb]

Daytime = sleep, night time = scream competition training! https://t.co/sgIwkveCzw

[Chris bloomfield @chrisloftyb]

"Out of office" set for my paternity leave, happy with that!

[Chris bloomfield @chrisloftyb]

So yesterday we got to finally meet Olivia poppy Bloomfield for the first time. After being a week late, a stubborn 15 hr labour and a little bit of drama she… https://t.co/7z7zEELXWq

[Chris bloomfield @chrisloftyb]

Due date +1: still no tiny human

[Chris bloomfield @chrisloftyb]

Hot curry: no baby

Today we tried a trampoline park....

[Chris bloomfield @chrisloftyb]

@HoyleTime Congratulations mate, really happy for the two of you x

[Chris bloomfield @chrisloftyb]

So, ideas for inducing labour please (child friendly as an 8yr old will be reading these), crack on!

[Chris bloomfield @chrisloftyb]

6:30am: it's taken nearly 5 years to see it but in the sunshine Birmingham city centre is quite nice

7:30am: God this place does my head in! 😡

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

Harry Kane in the box against Tunisia...

[Chris bloomfield @chrisloftyb]

Dear boss .... https://t.co/IFryoq96xk

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Scientific evidence suggests some people are hardwired to be night-owls, and functioning in an early-morning society takes a toll on their health.

[BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBritishMilk]

Just been called into the office to be told that British Milk Council are shutting down all social channels. I'm out of a job. Something about misuse of data higher up. Fuck that. I've changed the password and they're not having the account back.

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

We are already one-eight of the way through Trump's presidency. We can do this everyone.

[Chris bloomfield @chrisloftyb]

Only 261 emails from my 2 weeks off. I was expecting more in fairness but know what I'll be doing for the next 9 hours

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Me.

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

ON THIS DAY: In 2005 Santiago Munez scored THAT free kick against Liverpool which secured Newcastle Champions League football.

[Kai @SimplySolly]

If Brighton get relegated I will PayPal everyone who RTs this £5, I am very confident

[Daniel Edwards 💚 @DanEdwardsGoal]

In Argentina, the fightback against Skynet has started in football grounds