Chris Tucker Mear

Housecat.

[Chris Tucker Mear @chrismear]

This thread low-key doing a number on my brain. How old are these posters? When exactly was this a thing? Have I just never had any friends?

[JOSEFF C @JoseffCookz]

Okay, but casual hangouts with friends really are starting to become a lost factor to platonic relationships. Years ago it was so common to do domestic life tasks with your mates just so you could spend time together, now it seems like it doesn’t happen unless it’s ‘fun’ :(

[Chris Tucker Mear @chrismear]

Who’s even awake for 60 hours a week?! 🤣

[CTV News @CTVNews]

Google co-founder says 60-hour workweek the ‘sweet spot’ for productivity https://t.co/Og0mz1BMQQ

[Chris Tucker Mear @chrismear]

Free business idea: reversible plates.

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

“if you have access to a clay deposit you can make bricks and sell them to construction companies” is hilarious advice for at least 6 different reasons. Always read the replies. That’s where the real posters are.

[Hunt Saboteurs Association @HuntSabs]

On this day in 2005 the Hunting Act came into force. It should have stopped the cruelty of hunting with hounds, but 20 years later hunts across the country are still chasing and killing foxes, hares and deer for fun. And often, hunt sabs are still the only people stopping them.

Read more: https://t.co/HD3umXCEf6

[alice maz @alicemazzy]

still amazed the movie companies made "tvs are square but only in theaters can you see rectangle" a slam dunk marketing strategy and then a half century later somehow managed to pull off "tvs are rectangle but only in theaters can you see square"

[Chris Tucker Mear @chrismear]

Age is just a number. Specifically, it’s the number, multiplied by ten, of times you have to check you’ve turned off the stove after you’ve finished using it.

[Chris Tucker Mear @chrismear]

IN MY DEFENCE, nowhere on the packaging does it explicitly state that you’re NOT supposed to eat the NeXTcube in just one sitting.

[Chris Tucker Mear @chrismear]

@Paul_Hopkins_2 @RossLeBrun @GuernseyPress @GuernseyPolice Uh, not quite. Roundabouts don’t work based on who gets there first. The rule is “give priority to traffic approaching from your right”.

https://t.co/ApE06Ppb9X

[Chris Tucker Mear @chrismear]

@maryjeanmason1 @walksafeldn @CyclingLawLDN Uh-huh sure

[Chris Tucker Mear @chrismear]

WHAT are all you people making so many notes about?! I swear I haven’t had this many thoughts in my entire life.

[ludwig @ludwigABAP]

I know some ppl believe Obsidian / note-taking is slop and doesn't actually do anything but personally I wish I had been taking consistent notes for the last 20yrs instead of doing it for only the last few years

[Chris Tucker Mear @chrismear]

@TheWaieInn I am utterly disgusted to discover that I’ve been bringing my children to an establishment that hosts hunt meets. You will get no more business from me.

[Devon County Hunt Sabs @devoncountysabs]

Pubgoers should be aware: The Waie Inn not only knowingly host meets for wildlife criminals but also put on hunt balls and fundraising events for them. (05/27)

[Ryan Chenkie @ryanchenkie]

⚠️ Developers, please be careful when installing Homebrew.

Google is serving sponsored links to a Homebrew site clone that has a cURL command to malware. The URL for this site is one letter different than the official site.

[Chris Tucker Mear @chrismear]

@pgsgolfer @MikeyCycling It’s everyone’s responsibility to look out for the safety and wellbeing of our community. Policing by consent means that the police rely on public cooperation and trust to maintain law and order, so citizens play an important role by noticing and reporting concerns.

[Chris Tucker Mear @chrismear]

@enn_at What a great idea!

[Chris Tucker Mear @chrismear]

Somebody please explain this thread to this Brit who’s never had to throw an object in his entire life.

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

imagine going out for a fun little community snowball fight only to get home and find that you’ve become the poster child of having a noodle arm

[adam @AdameMedia]

lsraeI admitted they put a child in solitary confinement for four years. 15 days is a war crime

They admitted he was innocent

They admitted they gave him depression and schizophrenia

Who does that?

[Lise 🏳️‍⚧️ @N4pstr]

ohhhhh i don't like looking at this

[Jews Say No To Genocide @JewsSayNo]

Tobi Lütke, CEO of @Shopify, just posted this deeply troubling tweet about the recent pro-Palestine protest at the Eaton Centre in Toronto. We were at this protest. Tobi wasn’t. Let’s talk about how his reckless comments perpetuate harmful lies. 🧵