Chris

real yearner

[byonixen @Dickeater_worms]

😭😭

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

yall getting pregnant by niggaz who gonna need a ride to the baby shower 💀

[Chris @chrisnextl99101]

haven’t smiled since June

[PETER PARKGOAT @2000AND4EVR]

at work creating a slow-paced environment, decreasing shareholder value and radicalising my peers

[Chris @chrisnextl99101]

i just tried going the speed limit, you guys gotta be fucking joking

[Chris @chrisnextl99101]

bout to hit her up on spotify messages

[Chris @chrisnextl99101]

how you pregnant and the dad already left 😭

[Chris @chrisnextl99101]

@CrazyWeeMonkey

[عبدالرحمن @latenightabdo]

spiderman couldnt handle losing his girl what makes u think i could

[Chris @chrisnextl99101]

what happened to jeremy fragrance man

[Chris @chrisnextl99101]

solo te quiero ver disimular

[Jurkio🤓 @iBeJassssss]

I need the housing market to crash. I need a 4 bedroom for $400.

[Chris @chrisnextl99101]

chill im easy

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

took my own lunch to work and didn't buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now