Chris Nippersink

Semi-Legendary but Real Person: Where in the world did I put my pants???

[Chris Nippersink @chrisnippersink]

#amfamluis

[Chris Nippersink @chrisnippersink]

@CauseWereGuys #hope

[Chris Nippersink @chrisnippersink]

New Folgers Jingle:
“Thank you for waking up,
We’ll help you get that out of your butt!”
#thanksfolgers #morningcoffee #BestThingToDoForYourself #jinglealltgeway

[Chris Nippersink @chrisnippersink]

Has anyone ever meant, “how was your Christmas?” Or just trying to change it up from the normal, “how about that weather?”
#smalltalk #dontcare #weather #changeitup #onlyfortheholidays

[Chris Nippersink @chrisnippersink]

“Sometimes just the tip matters”
-Goalkeepers Everywhere
#justthetip #goalkeeperlife #bigwin #everybodylovesthetip

[Chris Nippersink @chrisnippersink]

Enough to finally finish that screenplay...

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

How many stickers does it take on your laptop to look cool at a coffee shop?

[Goose Island Beer Co. @GooseIsland]

Is it time for a beer yet? Asking for... everyone.

[Chris Nippersink @chrisnippersink]

@SSwellsbrewing So I can’t go hunt for eggs tomorrow (to competitive and dominating win last year...suck it Becky) and have been dealing with family sober(like carry your sister kid sober). Will you be open Sun to help a brother out? #areyouopen #beerhunt #HelpWanted #easter2018

[Baseball by BSmile @BSmile]

Wake up baseball fans, it's finally here - Opening Day 2018!!!
#MLB #OpeningDay

[Chris Nippersink @chrisnippersink]

Best way to describe my weekend...#letlifehappen

[Bob Buckhorn @BobBuckhorn]

Those ne'er-do-wells are at it again! #Gasparilla pirates broke into my office this morning and presented me with a letter demanding I turn over the 🔑 to @CityofTampa. I told them there is no way they're getting the key this year! ☠

[Chris Nippersink @chrisnippersink]

Thank you for the old fashion. It was so good, I came a little. #thatswhatshesaid #oldfashion #thehallonfranklin

[Chris Nippersink @chrisnippersink]

Just heard a girl use, “suck it trebek” as her “shut up you slut” to her friend. I think she just #MAGA all over 2018 #suckittrebek #shutupyouslut #2018 #dreamgirl

[Chris Nippersink @chrisnippersink]

This guy fucks.
#thisguyfucks #gymchampion https://t.co/VYXiALOcQe

[Chris Nippersink @chrisnippersink]

Girl: 2018 will be the “Year of Change!”

Me: Isn’t this the same quote from the past 3 years? Ready when you are...

#yearofchange #2018Suggestions #ByeBye2017 #ReadyWhenYouAre #2018Predictions

[Chris Nippersink @chrisnippersink]

Just got mine. Thank you! #ChristmasMiracle #nojokewithwhiteoak #ibelieve #someonesatingum https://t.co/6g6zEMEJfA

[Cigar City Brewing @CigarCityBeer]

We’ve got White Oak Jai Alai in cans and on draft in our Tasting Room!

$12 for a 4-pack of cans and $7 for a draft pour.

It’ll be available throughout our distribution footprint in the coming weeks.

[Chris Nippersink @chrisnippersink]

If @Maria_CB and @michaelbuble had a child, December would explode. #MerryChristmas #itschristmas #Decembermiracle #explosion

[Chris Nippersink @chrisnippersink]

In town for a bit. Where are the good places to get a beer in Albuquerque, NM? #albuquerque #beerme #breweries #newmexicopubs

[Chris Nippersink @chrisnippersink]

Jean, David, your family diet is getting a little intense... #alldaysantafe #coldtrip #newmexico