Chris Obryan

I am a dirty wook.

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

@Wario64 i had one in my cart.. ugh

[Fallout @Fallout]

Follow + RT for a chance to win a custom #Fallout 4 #Pipbox. #XboxOneEleven Official Rules: http://t.co/JaePl9E95u

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

The generals genitals.

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

#jeffgoldbloomingonion

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

#2chainz starts donating barley used clothing to goodwill, creating niche market.

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

Cows; the only animal that can turn grass into cheeseburgers.

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

I'm pretty sure #Bender from Futurama is my spirit animal.

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

Egg roles and yogurt is an odd food combination.

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

Forever shooting heroin into my uethra.

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

under the jupio moonrise

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

Uhhh im so high and thinking about dinosaurs

[Adam Cox @superadamcox]

On my way 2 Louisville 2 C @btbamofficial w/ @Kid_Kong71 #twitterlessMikeB @nacoomes @chrisobryanwook hopefully @Capnconrad #FaceMelting

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Got my crack rock socks

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

Meatloaf, Korn and Black Eyed Peas need to tour together and call it the full meal tour.

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

There's a chimbo rising.

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

Serious question; has anyone ever put a dubstep song into standard notation?

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

Arise chicken! Chicken arise!

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

I wanna see #jurassicpark3d just to see Samuel L Jackson say "hold on to your butts" in 3d

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

Anyone trying to go to Excision tonight?

[Chris Obryan @chrisobryanwook]

What if they fused taco bell with seafood and called it taco bay?