Chris Offensend

[Chris Offensend @ChrisOffensend]

Boeing 787-9 first flight at 10am Pacific time. Watch it here: http://t.co/qA6LYzHRj1 #Dreamliner

[Chris Offensend @ChrisOffensend]

@FiveSpeedPhelan and @SixSpeedSiegel you guys tweet at me too much. #EatYourSandwich

[Chris Offensend @ChrisOffensend]

@FiveSpeedPhelan There's clearly a line at Subway. Should've gone with tacos man!

[Chris Offensend @ChrisOffensend]

@FiveSpeedPhelan I had about a two foot putt left but missed it due to 30mph winds so technically a two putt #IrishGolfProblems

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Best part of my game right now? #sandgame #upanddown @LahinchGolfClub cc: @FiveSpeedPhelan

[Chris Offensend @ChrisOffensend]

@UVMCrew Good luck tomorrow at NERC! @LaneKatieE and @DaBrownNoise ...uh...hey

[Chris Offensend @ChrisOffensend]

Stochastic Processes final ended up being a 200min droolfest, but at least now I'm done! #MathIsAFickleBeast

[Chris Offensend @ChrisOffensend]

Farewell old friend. Enjoy your new life with that guy Mike from Craigslist.

[Chris Offensend @ChrisOffensend]

Productivity forecast for 4/11/2013: Mostly #TheMasters with a slight chance of MATH6762

[Chris Offensend @ChrisOffensend]

@OhRebeccaO Why not?!? Not everyone can be a #SocialMediaGuru like you, but normal people can tweet too! #SocialistMedia

[Keegan Bradley @Keegan_Bradley]

If you don't bogie the first, you can't bogie them all - @JasonDufner

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Riding to class when suddenly the rear axel snaps. Probably time to put 'er down #RIPFuji

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Watching oars clash during @theboatrace #BritishMarchMadness

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Golfing today with @FiveSpeedPhelan. He had a lengthy birdie putt on 18. #DrainedIt #ClutchPutt Actual footage: http://t.co/bgZkhrmURl

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@SixSpeedSiegel So ready for an audit! #GaTechInternalAudit #ComeAtMeBro

[Chris Offensend @ChrisOffensend]

So I'm out to lunch with @SixSpeedSiegel then all of a sudden, BOOM, #twitter happened. #DontAskMeWhy