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Jonathan Ross - now he is Dirk Bogard in Death in Venice #britishcomedyawards

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@amberwhipp Wahhhh!!!

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@rhs snap

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@OwenMorton6 if I can remember how

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@amberwhipp Because I didn't need any help in spilling red wine on carpet. Did it all by myself. . .

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@amberwhipp oy! Bit bored, so looking at Twitter in The Mount Pleasant :) Just noticed #obloquy

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Haven't tweeted for a while. Answer to problems with UK trains = a single class for every traveller. It would get sorted. . .

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Any chance of telling us what happened to make Big Bang? Accept that Time wasn't around then :-) #stargazing

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“@chrisopen: Taken earlier today at Garden Centre FISH WITH HUMAN FACE #verydisturbed http://t.co/XyW3mxgo” @amberwhipp

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Advice to people being interviewed by Jeremy: don't say "Jeremy"

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Woah! A MICROSOFT guy lecturing us on Monopoly behaviour on Facebook! orany where else. . .#Newsnight

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Blimey! Jeremy Paxman has just used the word "casuistical". I am suddenly happy again #newsnight

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#bbctw You have to be over 53 to have voted for European Union. I did but it was for "Common Market". Not my fault :-(

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@amberwhipp Its a good place to sleep apparently :-)

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Latest from library - some guy is snoring very loudly. . .

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In Uni library - brain dead. Can see Geography building, can almost hear the scratchy sounds of colouring in. #geographers

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@amberwhipp http://t.co/s38ybi5K #yorkshirepudding

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I have just made the best soup ever: beef stock, onion, courgette, ginger, cellery, bay leaf and peas & soured cream and chives #soupweather