Chris

[Chris @chrisorszak]

@Microsoft Your customer service is horrible. My account was hacked and I’ve filled out your recovery form several times only to have my request rejected without telling me what further info you need. Tried calling for live help but told to fill out the form and hung up on.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Trump's guide to diversity

Africa: Array of shithole countries
Haitians: Have AIDS
Nigerians: Live in huts
Puerto Ricans: Lazy
Black Americans: Ingrates
Mexicans: Criminals and rapists
Muslims: Evil terrorists
Women: Treat them like shit

White supremacists: VERY FINE PEOPLE

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Bingo https://t.co/zQmP9anMCQ

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

I can't believe there are still people that buy this human boil's snake oil https://t.co/AS3CYNmO9r

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

What was Donald Trump thinking?

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

This gaming sensation is changing some nations

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Al Franken shutting down Rick Perry over climate change is everything & more.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Bill from Schoolhouse Rock is back to sing about health care!

[Chris @chrisorszak]

https://t.co/Z874MhM11U

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

#TrumpTeachesHistory and questions why there was even a Civil War in the first place.

[Chris @chrisorszak]

Isaiah Thomas tragedy isn't why Celtics lost to Bulls, which is a harsh truth https://t.co/sZxfxHd2Xc

[Chris @chrisorszak]

@whohahadotcom @ElizabethBanks Are we implying that being played by the opposite gender is somehow an insult? MM's 'Spicy' is simply spot on

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Donald Trump has made a lot of sacrifices, including his POW status during Vietnam.
https://t.co/LBJdYma0Sg