ChristopherDarling

love cuts a million ways

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the super horny couple at starbucks needs to quit will all the tongue kissin #Barf

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i hate taking the train #blah #NotTheKindaTrainImInTo #StillHungover 🚎🚎🚎🚎🚎🚎🚎🚎🚎🚎🚎🚎👎

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glamour

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last night w/the boo's #FriendshipShit

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omg my dad drives so slow. HURRY I GOTTA PEE #ahhhh

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tupperwear mafia. these girls are serious about packing their lunch. #WhiteGirls #weho #Equinox #GymBunnies

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my stomach hurts and i work retail #KillMeNow 👨🔫

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@snaxcident i'm thinking of a little one day trip to sf ... i'm sleeping over🐳🍉

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My summer goal is to do runyon at least 4 times a week #AssLikeJLO

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worst headache ever. (sad face)

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" that ain't mud on yo bed"

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old guy with a huge boner at starbucks . #creepy

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good morning daddies

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#FloralShit

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just saw stephanie tanner at trader joe's haha. she's poor #HowRude

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t_e_n_d_e_r_n_e_s_s 💙

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pizza and svu. good monday so far 🍕

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leather jacket, cure concert tee, and my shitty attitude. i'm ready for work #blah #monday #LA #WorkIsForSuckers

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headed to work on 3 hours of sleep. shit sucks. i just wanna stay in bed an watch netflix 🐳

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cooking up shit. 📜🍔🍟🍗🍖🍝🍛🍴🍕🍤🍱����🍘🍚🍜🍲🍢🍡🍳🍞🍩🍮🍦🍨🍧🎂🍰🍪🍫🍬🍭🍯🍎🍏🍊🍋🍒🍇🍉🍓🍑🍈🍌🍐🍍🍠🍆🍅🌽 https://t.co/5ZSJp7m9Us