Chris Perfitt

Accountant, trombonist, bon viveur.

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@bbceurovision S10: "I express myself best in dutch" Also S10: "oooooohhhh, aaaaaaah"

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@gregfoot Hi Greg, I've been wondering about bamboo T shirts. And also the various toilet papers like Who Gives A Crap. And also those weird shower heads full of rocks. Love the podcast!

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@HalLeonardCorp Thanks, Hal, I am excited. I will put £50 aside! You get bonus points for the cool Mirabel emoji and lose points for promoting your other Encanto on YouTube today, to fool people! Tut tut. ���

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@HalLeonardCorp Hello! Any plans to commission an arrangement of the songs from Disney's Encanto (for concert band)? I know it is only just out, but I'm keen!

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@bearsnacksuk I will BEAR with you on this occasion. Let's PAWS and consider that it could have been w-URSA.

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Fair play to @bearsnacksuk. I am a 39 year old man and was stuck on this for a week (left picture). Then I found the card on the right. Very good use of my lockdown time. 😡😂

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@SofaCinemaClub Being John Malkovich. No question!

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@SofaCinemaClub Please consider watching "Being John Malkovich". Love the podcast.

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@JonAshworth Hi Jon. Now Matt Hancock has praised your "tone", is it time to change it to be more like @DrRosena?

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@HalLeonardCorp Thanks for the reply... I'm trying to decide whether to buy the Michael Brown or wait... Argh, decisions... What's in the works?

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@HalLeonardCorp Excited to see Frozen 2 for concert band released! Any plans to release a Grade 4 Symphonic version similar to the Stephen Bulla Frozen 1? Thanks

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@jonolasand Dear Jon Ola. How about a Eurovision with blind voting? i.e. the countries are only revealed at the end?

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"My daughter thought she was taking drugs, but really they were taking her."

No-one else can read out fridge magnet philosophy with the gravitas of @tchekykaryo. #Baptiste

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@IKEAUKSupport I have 3 lefts and a right, what's the easiest way to resolve this?

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@raceforlife OK thanks, will do.

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@CRUKEventsMids Hi, what is the distance for the Pretty Muddy Kids run? Specifically Derby, if they are different? Thanks!

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@raceforlife Hello AH. Yes I know that, I've looked at your website before bothering you in person. I need to know the *actual* distance. 1k and 4k are very different distances for children.

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@dancingonice I think someone should tell Jason to tone it down a bit. He would be more helpful (and watchable) if he was kinder.

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@EMTrains Yes they were very helpful. +5 points for Derby.

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@EMTrains It is OK. I have used your tweet at the ticket office (while I wait). Thanks for your help.