chrisphine cp

[chrisphine cp @chrisphinecp]

@Ruto_tutam2027 Woooi😂

[𝙈𝙊𝙑𝙄𝙀 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 🍿 @moviiettime]

Men Will be Men 🔥❤️

[chrisphine cp @chrisphinecp]

@Ruto_tutam2027 😂

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Keep pushing

[chrisphine cp @chrisphinecp]

@Dennis_Itumbi02 😂

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

This tweet is DEDICATED to Government bloggers. Lengthy it might be, bear with me

You puta madres have been contracted under two le patrons.

Itumbi who has your peanuts budgeted under Kabogo, the politically deficient Pablo Escobar of Kiambu Ruto made CS Communication

Haven’t heard from him lately by the way, maybe ako port of Rotterdam overseeing Unga shipment

Oh wait, he is busy fighting “Digital piracy”

Ameitwa Senate mara twenty tuth* to explain hizo abracadabra zake. No show

Your other boss is Ministry of Interior. Hapo mkona handlers wengi kuliko rooms za Quiver lounge, State House

Kuna Junet. Jebii. Jakakimba. Gaucho who handles Bunge la umaskini Jacaranda na Jevanjee, kuna wengine hata sitataja coz that is Tea of its own

You see the thing about blogging, do it to create an effect

Whether that effect is negative or positive is subject to consumers’ interpretation

2022 nili blog for hizi Yamune bila hata bundle ya ten bob from them and I refused to be poached by Azimio

I wanted to create a name as MAVERICK. The ups and downs that followed mnajua

Today, neither State nor Opposition owns me but both sides listen to me

I have zero impetus to tell you anything. In fact I am all the names you call me. Malaya wa choo, NIS mole, Shosh. Yote naitika

But the reason your blogging has been unable to change perspective, stir change or inspire any good will towards the administration

You are being let down by Itumbi

1. He underpays you like the creativity and credibility starved, history and reality detached online goons suffering from marasmus of IQ you are

Mr. Egg made his name akianza kule FB by being unabashedly ruthless in stating and selling truth, half-truths, conjectures, innuendoes, propaganda and everything in between

Let me give you a hypothetical example of how good Itumbi WAS.

“The man you are claiming to be your father did not sire you”

Already ame capture your attention.

Then he tells you, scientifically, conception happens btwn 30 mts and five days, (fact) and that two days after your parents had sex, your mother sat on a toilet in a bar to pee

And that this happened after some random man had wanked on that toilet seat and his sperms entered her through non- inseminative penetration (also true medically) hence how she conceived you

Uko like, WTF am I reading?!

Then he adds,

“Mr. Bonoko will ensure every bar has 10 youth employed to clean all toilets using paracetic acid to avoid the pandemic of paternity issues while at the same time creating jobs”

Then finishes that OUTRAGEOUS baloney with hashtag, #SystemYaFacts

That is how he ended up being plucked online to work for Uhuru and then Ruto poached him

You remember how he conjured that La Mada Hotel saga ati “Uhuru wants to kill Ruto.” That fake shit garnered sympathy votes for Jonasi huko mrima vibaya sana 2022

Itumbi has now realized Ruto is Wantam. And after Ol Kalau, uskie mkuu does not want to see him

Last month, he sent his pregnant girlfriend to Switzerland. For those who are slow thinkers, if you want to hide money

And I mean HUGE amounts of money especially obtained illegally, zirushe Switzerland

By the way after tumeingia State House next year, all Government bloggers must go through Mathare one week, then Gilgil three months

After that, Galana Kulalu farm, the rest to recycle Dandora dumpsite for renewable energy

That idle stupidity must be re-channeled positively 🤧

That is how it is done in China. Vision 2060, sio?

[Jimmy Kings @JimmyKings8]

BREAKING......

EDWIN WATENYA SIFUNA middle name has been changed by Gen Zs

They now call him:

EDWIN WAKENYA SIFUNA

The Gen Zs President

[(Fan) Sofia @kephasjoe]

Only Ronaldo Fans are permitted to like this post 👑 🏆

[(Fan) Sofia @kephasjoe]

Retweet and like if Cristiano Ronaldo is still your GOAT �� 💯

[(Fan) Sofia @kephasjoe]

Retweet this if Cristiano Ronaldo will remain your GOAT forever. 🐐🇵🇹

[Troll Touchline @TrollTouchline]

Okay, let's end this forced debate.

[Cristiano Ronaldo News @CRonaldoNews]

Believe. 🇵🇹🔥

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

❤️

[Neymar Jr @neymarjr]

🙏🏼

[Kivutha Kibwana @ProfKibwana]

Mama I celebrate you for giving birth to me today 72 years ago.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Partimos com a força de milhões de portugueses. Obrigado por estarem connosco! 🇵🇹💪

[chrisphine cp @chrisphinecp]

@alfredarapketer He was once wearing a sufuria sasa Ako kwa pesa hashikiki

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Passo a passo 🇵🇹🔥

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

One game! 🙏🏽💪🏼

[chrisphine cp @chrisphinecp]

@Cristiano @_CrazyNairobian @AlNassrFC @AlNassrFC_EN All the best 🐐🐐