Chris Pollard

Freelance graphic designer and enjoyer of games

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

My game, Bean Counters, managed to reach 166 out of 7000+ entries in the 2024 #GMTK game jam!

Thank you to everyone who played and rated my game, this was my first jam, and I was not expecting this kind of response.😁

https://t.co/hepK2OJb7r

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

There’s something endlessly funny about images of products in which the model is doing something entirely divorced from the product they’ve been photoshopped using.

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

When the music you're listening to has a baseline that sounds like your phone vibrating. #iykyk

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

@allanhowls MTGNerdGirl, right? I dipped into her stream today and it sounded pretty up in the air.

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

@allanhowls Well, I'm not medication, professional help, or in the same country as you, but my DMs are always open. I'm not a stranger to any of the things you've mentioned.

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

@allanhowls That's fair.

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

@allanhowls If you've never worked at a grocery store, maybe that could fit. You seem liked you'd be a good assistant manager or department manager.

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

@allanhowls I've been out of work since mid-August, but have been considering applying for grocery store positions. I loved working in produce when I was younger, the job is pretty chill, and the people were pretty nice.

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

@allanhowls Pre-pandemic? Yikes! And no one is willing to give you a shot? That's ridiculous.

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

@allanhowls That's a bummer. What did you do before?

I'm actually trying to get my passport sorted so that I can make it to the Chicago con as well. It would be cool to put faces to names.

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

@allanhowls I'm sorry to hear that. Are you looking forward to anything coming up?

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

@allanhowls Hey, do you want to talk?

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

@allanhowls I don't think I've known someone as quick-witted in text form.

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

Went 2-1 at pre-release with some silly dino fun. 🦖 #MTGLCI

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

@VoxyTwitch Voxy and Prof! This is going to be a spicy ep.

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

I put my pants on both legs at a time and socks on after that, just like everybody else.

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

It's Wednesday, you're half way there! Here is a cat and dog playing with toilet paper.

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

@Seanxfagan The bench isn't going to warm itself.

[Yahtzee Croshaw @YahtzeeCroshaw]

Today, I formally resigned from The Escapist and Gamurs. I don't have the rights to Zero Punctuation, but whatever happens you'll be hearing my voice again soon, in a new place. Join this discord for updates in the coming days: https://t.co/Kdmb5biPDN

[Chris Pollard @chrispollard89]

I made my first @etsy sale. 🎉It's a personalized pet portrait t-shirt. https://t.co/e1iKLKpWwS