Chris

[Chris @ChrisPonsford]

@dickiebaird The same British public who voted for brexit. We simply cannot be trusted anymore haha

[lorna @GemmaLorna]

Amanda looks like she’s farted in her dress and it’s got stuck 😂 #BGT #BGT2023 #BritainsGotTalent #BGTFinal

[Chris @ChrisPonsford]

@sophie_cash I don’t get it 😅 am I stupid? 🥲

[Chris @ChrisPonsford]

@LydiaSeamark remind you of anyone at work? 🙈😂 https://t.co/Zte017WzKL

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Not being able to concentrate on the conversation when someone's far too close to your face

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

Please use common sense and restraint in circulating pictures and videos of those that have been injured during the incident in #Westminster

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Doctors say Richard Hammond suffered no damage to his brain in his bike crash. Because he hasn't got one.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

If February was a colour

[CRJB @ChrisBurgess94]

260 booked in for Valentine's do I hand my notice in now or? 🙃🙃🙃

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being unable to remember a time when it wasn't January

[Alice Strachan @OriginalStrachs]

When you spill your tea in a take away cup and end up having to practically make out with the lid to regain some order. 😳

[Chris @ChrisPonsford]

New job coming soon...

[Chris @ChrisPonsford]

@essamajay work? Cos if it's work - I agree

[Chris @ChrisPonsford]

@HarleyDeeeee thanks babe. Get to Slimming World. Not that you need it! But it works and you can eat so much 😂xx

[Ben @Bentenwilliams]

Endless appetisers at TGI Fridays! £12.99 - have unlimited mozzarella dippers, chicken wings, fries, etc etc!! Sunday to Thursday after 7pm!

[CRJB @ChrisBurgess94]

So buzzed about legends

[Chris @ChrisPonsford]

10.5 pounds off 👌🏻💪🏻

[Chris @ChrisPonsford]

@warnerbrosif https://t.co/C990uGAszY

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The heartbreaking moment you realise you've missed the bin collection

[Chris @ChrisPonsford]

@LukeManton92 despise her

[Nathan Lane @NathanLaneChelt]

Welcome to Livewire Electrical - Big enough to cope, small enough to care