Chris Rasmussen

Serial entrepreneur, marketer, copywriter, marathoner, father of 2, dad to 5 cats (RIP Luckie). Wry / dry sense of humor. Like to tease. My brain is not my own.

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@musk_news13 B

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@ELonMuskNewssX 👍

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Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

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@theDudeofWV Not Kansas!

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@mccue Happy birthday, Adam! I actually invented this small spatula that does many things around the kitchen, but I’m aiming the marketing at cat lovers: https://t.co/7RFC7EvutO.

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@GregCott If you don’t agree with something I said, why don’t you just come out and tell me? 🙀

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@adamhousley Hey, I just placed an order for six bottles for my wife for Christmas.* I appreciate your work, and soon I'll likely appreciate your wine.

*Note: this may be fake news. (Or at least slightly misleading.) Looking forward to the Cabernet that she won't drink!

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@MikeBeauvais Saw this one! They’re always appealing their verdict. 🤪

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@ZaraKessler Zhuzh

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@profromgo ProForeGo!

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@YaJagoff Since the 70s.

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@TMFOtter The definition of glee right there!

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@profromgo Chris and PFG peeps, meet Simon.

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@MichaelSally Only if it sucks or blows.

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@MichaelSally That is a male wall.

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@MichaelSally @JohnnyBCool Both, likely.

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@MichaelSally Did you bring your tin cup and your sunglasses?

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@MichaelSally Pansies

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@MichaelSally With a T or a D?

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@MichaelSally Is that a tumbleweed in the distance?