Chris

Classicist in Rome. The only thing holding me back from joining an emo band was huge quads don't fit in skinny jeans.

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@TheBeatWithAri Please teach wisdom using hip-hop and contrast it with AI's attempt. @Nas

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Alexander the Great’s Ideal of World Unity https://t.co/4W4IjHcMN2 via @greekreporter

This is embarrassing to read guys. There are so many levels to this being wrong that I can’t fit into a tweet. John Lennon’s ideal of world unity is just fine or do we owe that to Alexander.

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@benshapiro you went to cambridge and said 'the barbarians are at the gates'. people that want to be taken seriously dont talk like that unless they are in the movie The Postman #thepostman #greatmovie

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@drake I'm about to introduce your lyrics to classical philologists. This is serious. do you have any comments and #themotion and the idea of things beyond ones control?

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today in academia i literally offered an olive branch, not to someone because of their religion. but because i was trying to help him and hes too young to understand things. this was proven when he didn't know the significance of an olive branch. it will be a great short story#nj

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@elonmusk my friend should have a crypto-wallet. all signs point to him having one. what did you do?

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@VerizonSupport can you go ahead and send support for my fios instead of me going through the 8 layers of NSA security on your website.

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@villaludovisi @Tripadvisor not Cassino either

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so great to be back on #fios . where they subject you to an siezure on their website which remembers you're logged in for 30 mins and then charges you for it

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who do i thank for this

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I have tried to come up with the perfect mix to get my neighbors (a strip club) to be so annoyed they leave. The lecture series on Euripides - Hippolytus has defeated jersey shore vice. #euripides #Classics

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Im not sure the 'highly performative greek culture' means anything

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Arrivo. After being lost in the world of a definitely schizophrenic Μήδεια.

#adriano lost his head and #tivoli for the #jerseyshore

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@villaludovisi @Repubblica1849 @KutztownU you can shoot for the website to be faster than perseus

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the world still wants to know

#why I can't come through in that pecan jag

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How does one go about digitizing for a storied family @villaludovisi ? Is there a file format that is used most frequently, .jpeg, if images, how large do the files get? If pdf’s or the like, what is the preferred application?

Have you experimented with ai in photos? ethical?

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while tracking down what augustus was doing when ovid published amores. 'error coin'.

theres an exile joke in there somewhere.

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what happens when you love quotes more than philosophy?

you end a debate with a quote and let the other person ponder it, neither one of you knowing if it applies #maninthemirror #michaeljackson

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you aren't a philosopher until people who bite your style get the prefix pseudo or neo #philosophy #socrates #plato #othersprobably

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@BN_care why do you keep sending me emails claiming to be my university, saying books are ready, when they're not. i know the answer i just wanted to vent. have a good morning.