Chris Cross 🧃

It’s all right here at your fingertips

[Chris Cross 🧃 @chrispycrem]

@rygamortous

[Chris Cross 🧃 @chrispycrem]

Dad 🤝 furries

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They say only broken people can understand this 🥺🥺💔 O.F.W.G.K.T.A.

[Chris Cross 🧃 @chrispycrem]

If I see one more V on someone’s Instagram story I’m gonna lose my shit

[Chris Cross 🧃 @chrispycrem]

People hike the block U once and make 20 posts about it, like alright now I’m gonna block u

[Chris Cross 🧃 @chrispycrem]

Geranium update he bloomin ⬆️

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Fuck y’all Canadians 😂🖕 y’all can have public healthcare but you can’t have our organic lettuce 🙄

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Italian DaBaby Super Mario
🤝
Let’s a go

[Chris Cross 🧃 @chrispycrem]

Mcap Steve walked so the tomato town kid could run

[Chris Cross 🧃 @chrispycrem]

My odometer passed 142069 and I missed it :( pain

[Chris Cross 🧃 @chrispycrem]

Granite school district giving us $10 at the end of the school year was just a trial run to see how we’d act with the stimmy checks

[Chris Cross 🧃 @chrispycrem]

Mfs named a donut company after my handle 🙄 smh

[Chris Cross 🧃 @chrispycrem]

@zan00dleboi @reesespuffs Aye 🚨 elevated Reese’s gang 🤧😤 fr

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Inheriting jawnz call that drip off the old block

[Chris Cross 🧃 @chrispycrem]

Takeout food hit different when you use the utensils they provide instead of the ones you have at home

[Chris Cross 🧃 @chrispycrem]

Had to pull off 😎

[Chris Cross 🧃 @chrispycrem]

People say popcorn lung is a bad thing. You really don’t want an endless supply of a hot and delicious snack everywhere you go? 🤔

[Chris Cross 🧃 @chrispycrem]

Customers really think they got my ass when they ask to speak to my manager. Bro I play black ops zombies with her, it’s over for you