Chris Lau

In search for alpha in financial markets.

[Chris Lau @chrispycrunch]

How Stocks Will React After The FOMC's March 2026 Rate Decision https://t.co/4fBOGWYNk1

$QQQ $SPY $IVV, $TLT, $DJI, $IWM $DIA, $VOO, $SPX, $NDX, $RTYOWL, $BX, $GLD, $UUP, $DXY, $BAC, $WFC, $MS, $JPM, $UPST, $AFRM, $TOST, $V, $MA, $SLV, $C, $GS, $USB

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@BasilTheGreat Meh quality on Grok: notice the oversized index finger, left hand, and high heels, left foot, not even aligned.

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S&P 500 Prediction Outperformers And Laggards In 2026
https://t.co/pNSSdZwmxD
$SPY, $XLK, $XLC, $XLI, $XLV, $XLU, $XLY, $XLB, $XLE, $XLP, $XLRE $PLTR, $ORCL, $WBD, $NFLX, $PSKY, $OMC, $DIS, $JPM, $WFC, $BAC, $V, $AXP, $LLY, $NVO, $UNH, $CEG, $RIVN, $AMZN, $NKE

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Watch These Stocks Falling 10% Or More
https://t.co/xgHD8FlOt0

$WM, $GPN, $FDS, $FI, $ARE, $RHI, $DECK, $BAX, $MOH, $CMG, $AJG, $KMB, $POOL, $BRO, $CAVA, $SHAK, $KVUE, $PUMSY, $QQQ, $IVV, $SPY

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@elonmusk Missed opportunity to call it the X Party.

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5 Considerations Ahead Of AST SpaceMobile's Second Quarter Earnings
https://t.co/3g6DLnwAym

Includes $ASTS, $T, $VZ, $TEO, $VSAT, $TSLA

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@fortune8 My years of research suggest that $BIDU AI will flop too. I will short it in this stock contest ($1700 in prizes): https://t.co/W3e8i4vHdN

Bearish on $BABA $IQ $JD $TCEHY $NIO $LI $BYDDF

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@jellybone69 Volvo cut off times from $PSNY yesterday.
$FSR <$1.00.
$LCID short float is 29.32%.
$TSLA posted weaker margins in the quarter.

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I just wrote a review on https://t.co/b8vI6OMugl https://t.co/uJtlW1rxhn via @yotpo

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Buy $ABBV Includes: $REGN --- https://t.co/BYJO656VRS

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Moderna $MRNA doubles. It’s expected. Will it break above $100?
https://t.co/NMzPINmKFK

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Why Nokia Shares Are Due To Bounce $NOK $ERIC --- https://t.co/1pngkZ8nMz

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$WFC Dividend slashed by half? Now what?
https://t.co/6fOpi7ZEbT

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Bausch Health: Setting Its Sights On Eye Care $BHC --- https://t.co/ZglmFRxGKD

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Buy UCTT: https://t.co/qTT633m6k0

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Hold $BB Stock
https://t.co/EbSjpxFLfB

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Hold $STNE
https://t.co/CFSKeYkYlV

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Why AT&T $T Should Not Sell Its WarnerMedia Gaming Unit
https://t.co/hiT7z0VUP9

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Why $NOK Nokia Broke Out above $4.00 $ERIC
https://t.co/LrOZbcmkEi

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Keep Holding $DXC Technology - https://t.co/xMSoELtmy6