Chris Christopherson

He/Him. Views are definitely those of my employers. They encourage me to say this stuff. Can you believe that?!

[Chris Christopherson @chrispygoodness]

So I became inspired to try some new #Filmmaking skills. (Old skills but new to me!) Thanks so much to @seanmh1945 for the amazing Shuttle Tydirium model. I think this looks alright for an afternoon’s work! #miniatures #StarWars #Video #aftereffects #bluescreen #hashtag

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Dear #HelldiversII devs - ignore the haters: there are those of us who live Malevelon Creek ❤️

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I’m not even going to make a joke about this. Talk about low-hanging fruit…

#kingcharles #crownjewels #balljokes

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Real men don’t kill coyotes.

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@fiireinyoureyes I guess from such hit movies as Transformers, and

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@bethdanger “The NHS wastes money through loads of bloated bureaucracy. What we should do is make all those people reapply for their jobs, causing a huge cluster fuck of unnecessary admin and bureaucracy which would be a logistical and financial nightmare haha I am very smart”.

[Chris Christopherson @chrispygoodness]

@eimilefrances “Not physically possible to milk an oat”. I mean… oat milk would beg to differ…

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@Shivzmarie I ordered a veggie burger from Five Guys once and they sent me a burger bun with one slice of lettuce and one slice of cheese. And I was SO hungry 😭

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@Shivzmarie Do you hate also generally hate Christmas time, mistletoe and wine?

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@graceyldn My GP did this recently about needing a blood pressure test. The best bit was in the second text a few days later, which stated the, never more ominous-sounding, phrase “there’s still time to check your blood pressure”.

[Eric Sorensen @ERICSORENSEN]

If you disagree with scientists about science, it’s not really a disagreement. You’re actually just incorrect. Science is not truth, it’s the process of finding the truth. When science evolves, it didn’t lie to you, it learned more.

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@feminemi1y As long as it’s in a for-profit war then yes. Allllll good 👍🏻

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@PunishedLobster John Leguizamo from John Wick looks like something from John Wick.

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@ruillebuille We all owe Elon a debt of gratitude.

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@kelvmackenzie From what you’re saying it sounds like they’re quite important and highly valued. Seems like they might deserve a salary that reflects this. Editor of a shitrag newspaper on the other hand…

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Fun game: depluralise a film title. I’ll start - The Matriarch

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@tanyasikand Because it’s cheaper and easier to make performative gestures than to enact real change. Just for anyone who didn’t realise your question was rhetorical…

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@KEdge23 Sounds like those who are striking are really really really important to keeping the country going…

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@graceyldn Cozette!