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underwater ceramics technician

[. @chrispyjr23]

@shameikmoore It’s alright bro she wasn’t the one

[tv dinner guy (TVDG) @ITweetDinners]

If universal is hiring hot latinas to act like they’re obsessed with me I will deadass be there every single fucking night

[Nora ✨ @norasburrito]

I hate how everyone praises BND when it’s the same film as TASM 2 🤦‍♀️

- both have lots of villains
- visuals/swinging scenes/suits
- “aura moments”
- similar themes

Yet TASM 2 gets so much hate. Make me understand this delusion please 🙄

[ANTlanta5 @CobbebryantDih]

Just cleaned up my nut instead of just playing with it after

[J @Joaseb_M]

Me van a tener que explicar cómo esta absoluta LEYENDA no tiene UN solo papel protagónico en una gran película

[️️k @krspwn]

2.3 gpa niggas when you bring up day trading

[Shams Charania @shamscharrniaa]

Today we’re going to talk about the crossover and intersection between environmentalism, social justice and education. In combination with raising awareness, leveraging your platform and influence and investing in the sustainable future.

[. @slattchy]

Heard special needs kid screaming in hallway and didn’t laugh

[Yolez⭐⭐ @YolezFCB]

Made a presentation about the dangers of AI using AI

[brickshotstwice @brickshotsl]

A girl asked for my number and i gave her my linkedin

[thoughts to myself @jomadafacka]

Put $20 into my Roth IRA instead of ordering on DoorDash

[rice @usohtsuki]

"cinephile" and you haven't even watched lego batman

[cadet 🥷🏾🇭🇹 @cadettrim]

It was like 15 9/11’s

[Spider-Dunk @spidermanias]

Crazy they went 4/4 on Professor X and Magneto castings.

No misses

[nami ⭑.ᐟ @namiaos]

waking up at 12pm instead of 1pm

[Big Jay Shooke @JShooke]

I just don’t understand how this will work, is it just going to be a hot chick running up to guys and screaming and trying to hug them? Because honestly… how much are tickets?

[Dunary @DunaryBear]

I feel like MCU spiderman is missing moments like this. I may be forgetting for sure but a lot of the appeal of spiderman to me is how the way New York loves him is kinda a super power in itself.

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

Definitely the ugliest spider man suit of all time

[em @yttriumlove]

girl im crushing on just called me bro

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

Everyone is doing a really great job at looking genuinely terrified and then Andrew Lincoln pops up and it looks like they just told him he’s getting taken out back and shot after this take

[.🇩🇴 @solarrriized]

Spent 12 hours doomscrolling Twitter instead of TikTok