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Getting ahead

[Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 @DukeOfZamunda]

Tears man she genuinely did not care

[TR @Deji_mide]

I’m crying man 😂😂😂

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The blooper reel for the final season of ‘THE BOYS’ has been released.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

is there anybody that even liked this nigga😭😭

[𝘼𝙣𝙣𝙭𝙨 @annxsprods]

Xabi Alonso on his first day as a Chelsea manager

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Champions League semi finals

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Dung Eater will appear in the live-action 'Elden Ring' movie ⚔️

(via @UnBoxPHD)

[mekenzie @stursiastead]

don’t ever show anyone kindness

[Fendi @backndfendi]

IShowSpeed was furious after he challenged his brother Jamal to walk one mile on a treadmill to win $25,000 and he gave up in less than 30 seconds 😬

“Im ashamed to have you as a brother”
“Im taking your $700k monthly allowance as well and sending you overseas”

[Hunter ♉︎ @Jv1i3n_]

This like the craziest shit I have ever seen.

‘Daredevil: Born Again’ S2 new episode
‘The Boys’ S5
‘Invincible’ S4 new episode

We are being spoiled like crazy right now.

[Bimble the Wizard @BimbleWizard]

The Catacombs (Dark Souls, 2011)

[Flo ⚝ @lilfloo]

this the type shit u be having to fight in elden ring

[Ijoba 𓃵 💵💰 @baddest_cash]

The moment Spartacus knew gods was on his side

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Paramount just bought a $111 billion media empire with a $12 billion market cap.

Read that again. Paramount’s market cap is roughly $12 billion. Warner Bros. Discovery’s enterprise value in this deal is $111 billion. David Ellison is buying a company nearly 10x his own company’s size.

How? Larry Ellison’s net worth: $201 billion. He’s personally guaranteeing the equity commitment. Bank of America, Citi, and Apollo are providing $57.5 billion in debt financing. Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund, Abu Dhabi’s L’imad Holdings, and the Qatar Investment Authority are providing equity. The combined entity will carry over $90 billion in debt.

This tells you everything about what actually happened. Netflix offered $83 billion for the studios and streaming (the good parts). Paramount offered $111 billion for everything (including the dying cable networks nobody else wanted). Netflix looked at the math to match Paramount and said “at this price, the deal is no longer financially attractive.” That’s Netflix-speak for “we’re not overpaying for linear TV in 2026.”

Netflix stock jumped 10% on the news it lost. Paramount rose 5%. The market is telling you which company made the better decision.

What makes this really interesting: Paramount promised $6 billion in cost synergies. That’s code for mass layoffs across two studios, two streaming platforms, and overlapping cable networks. CNN and CBS News under one roof. HBO Max and Paramount+ merged. They’ll need those savings because the debt service on $90 billion will be brutal.

David Ellison attended Trump’s State of the Union as Lindsey Graham’s guest on Tuesday. Ted Sarandos was at the White House Thursday afternoon. Both were lobbying. Ellison won. And his father’s close ties to Trump will matter when DOJ reviews a deal that puts CBS, CNN, HBO, Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, MTV, and TNT under one owner.

The real story: a 42-year-old with a rocky box office track record just assembled the largest media conglomerate in history, financed by his father’s fortune, Middle Eastern sovereign wealth, and $57.5 billion in bank debt. Netflix walked away richer. The question is whether Paramount can service the debt load while linear TV revenue keeps declining or whether this becomes the most expensive content library acquisition ever assembled on borrowed time.

[archer ⭐⭐ @achanoyumi]

Tengo asociado Elden Ring a una época tan feliz de mi vida que veo una foto del mapa y me siento bien. Experiencia generacional

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Type of game you wanna erase your memories of so you can experience it for the first time again

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

this is the kind of PR stunt you expect vought international to pull

[𝑮𝒂𝒃𝒔 @abutlersz]

this was WILD

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

how yo drunk homie be looking at you 3 seconds before they projectile vomit everywhere

[milk @iShowShitpost]

me acting like i have a 5-year plan when im actually just trying to make it to friday